I thought I'd tell Sean Hannity what I think of his show.

[Cleita]

Dear Mr. Hannity,

I’m amazed at the trash you are airing on your show to avoid actually doing the news. I tuned in to see Cindy Sheehan, a brave woman, who has put her life on the line to make the criminals in the White House accountable. So what do you have on first, a cat fight between Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump? Then there is a piece about a teacher who had sex with a student.

Then it’s a trash Nancy Pelosi piece for her trying to bring ethics back into Capitol Hill. What an inane group of experts you had discussing this. They know more about putting on their make-up than corruption in Washington. Get some people on who know what they are talking about.

Oh my god, you finally are talking about something important that affects everyone, the McCain-Feingold bill. Then you descend into banality again. Oh, by the way thanks for ten seconds of Cindy after you baited everyone to watch your show. What a cheap way to get ratings. You can be sure I won’t watch again. I know other places to listen to what she has to say.

And what’s that sensational headline I saw on a screen capture on the internet about Nancy Pelosi turning America into San Francisco? There is nothing wrong with San Francisco other than the fact that it’s too small for everyone who wants to live there to be able to. If America turned into San Francisco, it would be paradise. Is this your code that everyone is going to become gay? How homophobic of you.

Well, I really had to tell you what a waste of an hour your show was and I will never make the mistake of watching it again.

Sincerely,

[liberal renegade]

1. Cleita

How in the heck did u last an hour watching that puke?

[Cleita]

3. I was listening to Mike Malloy at the same time. So at least

it balanced out.

[az chela]

2. Good for you.I was so pissed I turned it off when he said Cindy

was going to be on sunday night.I had never that show and doubt I will watch Cindy on there if he is a real assshole.Sorry I posted she was going to be on tonight ,I had no idea they were going to do that and neither did Cindy

[ariellyn]

4. You really expected him to do Sheehan justice?

[Cleita]

5. Naive of me wasn't it?

I wonder if Cindy feels cheated.

[No Exit]

6. There's ALWAYS a piece on a teacher who had sex with a student!

I can't help but wonder if they are running out of teachers and students who have sex, and maybe sneaking the same ones on twice, every now and then.

Excellent letter! Congratulations on keeping your dignity. My own letter to Sean Hannity cannot be sent, because it would read something like this:

Dear Braindead Shill:

Did you always want to be an actor, or did you just happen upon it as a career? I am quite impressed by the big bucks you are making in your role, especially since I read somewhere that you never made it out of college. What an inspiration you are to the less intelligent segment of our proud nation!:)

While your career as an actor is clearly in its fullest blossom, I must tell you that I am afraid that the typecasting of you by your studio may limit your future roles, should the country ever run out of stupid, snot-eating, fat, red-state louts who wish to watch the same hackneyed phony morality play over and over, 365 times a year, for approximately 8 years. Perhaps, in order to avoid being further typecast, you might wish to smile occasionally, and show at least a dim glimpse of some sort of intelligent reasoning every now and then. (Let's face it, Shith--I mean, Sean--the same tale told by the same idiot every single broadcasting night may wear thin, even if it is "fair and balanced"...or should I say "light and leaning".)

If you continue to play your same role, and speak your same script, every night for another 8 years, you are in danger of being replaced by a digital--or cardboard--replica of yourself. Never doubt the ability or desire of propaganda outlets to cut costs! All our best businesses consider cutting costs to be top priority!

Even a highly successful performer like yourself may also be in danger of having his job outsourced. Don't let this get around, but it might some day occur to Mr. Murdoch that it's even better having 12 Sean Hannitys--guys in Bangalore who have been groomed with the proper haircut and make-up to look just like you--act as a chorus, while speaking English which is far more perfect than yours. As I am sure you know, the salary levels in Bangalore would buy at least 12 of you.

My best to Alan. Please rough him up again--he likes it.

Humbly,

No Exit

[Cleita]

7. LOL! I love it.

Yeah, but you're right. Sometimes you have to stop short of what you really want to say.