Let's Play Pat Robertson

[Virginia Dare]

What is God telling you the next big disaster will be?

[shadowknows69]

1. Fashion?

Milan is bombarded by designers with really bad style.

[baldguy]

2. We've already seen the disaster.

It's called the Bush Administration - and it's ongoing.

[Kerrytravelers]

3. The new Democratic Majority will actually care about the American citizens.

Equality. Health Care. An end of War.

Gee. What's a christo-fascist to do? :shrug:

[TechBear_Seattle]

4. A hurricane will flatten the godless liberals at Disney World....

which will collapse the economy of that county and cause thousands of people to lose their jobs. The floods caused by the storm, combined with the death toll and God's warming of the planet, will result in an outbreak of typhoid and malaria of Old Testament proportions. The people will go on a rampage, burning Qwickee Marts and farmland and bringing about a huge famine. In an effort to bring calm, Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the feminists, liberals and homosexuals now running Congress will force through a law requiring the worship of pagan gods and declare open warfare against Christians.

I vote for "Combination."

[LynneSin]

7. Yes but Jesusland Park is in Orlando too - can't destroy that

http://www.holylandexperience.com/

[porphyrian]

5. Televangelists, and the people stupid/desperate enough to listen to them.

Am I the only one who remembers the Eighties in this country? These "moral majority" con artists are all a bunch of lying hypocritical pieces of shit. They're all stealing money from the poor in the name of Jesus, hoping no one notices their extracurricular child molestation/bizarre behavior involving prostitutes in the process. Yet, today, people treat them as if they deserve equal respect as actual politicians (what little that may be) every time they spout some bullshit hocus pocus ploy to make another million. Is there some reason this rat-eyed psycho criminal gets any attention at all beyond the spectacle of his bullshit ramblings?</televangelism rant>

Sorry, these people make me fucking sick.

[Virginia Dare]

8. It's beyond me why the media is even giving this raving...

lunatic airtime, much less taking him seriously. He is the equivalent in lunacy of any radical muslim cleric out there that we're supposed to be hiding under the covers from.

[porphyrian]

12. It's probably because he's actually got more credibility than the corporate media at this point.

And that's an indictment of all of them.

[ToolTex]

6. Roving packs of Gay men pillaging and raping our women and daughters!

[Hubert Flottz]

9. Ted Haggard tells all, about Pat, Jerry and Dokktor Dobson's...

drug crazed sex orgies after Fundie School.

[951-Riverside]

10. Rudy Giuliani n/t

[RobofSWVA]

11. Environmental

we're due. Something nasty will happen. I hear the alaska pipe line is getting very old. I wonder what would happen if there is a major break. The loss of the river dolphin in china also reminds us of the danger of extinction for large aquatic animals. I would hate to lose another species but I could see at least one or two groups of whales becoming extinct in the near future.

[rpgamerd00d]

13. Other: Pat Robertson making a moronic prediction

:rofl:

[Imagevision]

14. I noticed Pat Robertson was absent during Nov.7th elections and During Foley scandal

Jerry Falwell also never made a peep during these repug times when support for the GOP was greatly needed!!

[Bucky]

15. Electoral

I'm getting the same kind of bad feeling about 08 that I had in 04. I won't predict a loss yet, but I'd like to see a good display of brains on the blue side of the aisle in the next few months.

[Warren DeMontague]

16. A Gas Attack.

Preferably in the form of extended bouts of foul-smelling flatulence--- severe and loud enough that they require him to stop talking out of his ass.