Twist the ear of a new year, please come . . . CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

"No, Karl, my decision was based on the bestest of all reasons. . . . Because 'double-down' sounds almost sexy. . . . More troops . . . WOW!!!"

[BuyingThyme]

1. Mama give me a new ranger shirt for Christmas!

Turd Blossom says he can get me a Forest Service patch for Laura to sew on.

[NoSheep]

2. Heh, heh....had a little trouble figuring out this fancy phone, heh.

[Straight Shooter]

3. Yeah, I got my hand as deep as it will go in my pocket and I still can't find it!

Who is he getting a hug from in that carefully planted photo on his desk?

[Cass]

4. How come he hardly ever goes to Camp David? Its supposed to be quite nice.

What is it with that pig farm of his?

[ItNerd4life]

5. duh huh duh huh duh huh, hey Beavis what you doin?

[Rex]

6. Hehe, I did the opposite of what people want me to do.

I love being an asshole!

[skip fox]

7. "Karl, Tell Dick I gotta a great idea. . . . First we privatize the dictionary then

we get Halliburton to buy it and then we move all the words around, like 'losing' could now mean 'victory' and stuff. . . . Wow! . . . What do you think??"

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

8. Hi there.

Yes this is George Bush. I'm just here fuckin' off on the taxpayers dime. Bein' the Pretzeldent is hard work!

[dogday]

9. Is this the Bat Phone?

I need Batman now to help me with the Iraq War....

[MrCoffee]

10. Jeans and some sort of khaki abomination...what are you wearin, Condi?

[Mr. Jinx]

11. "Hey Don- is your refrigerator running?"

[Hubert Flottz]

12. "I'll be back in the basement at 1600 Pa Ave tonight Rev Teddy!"