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liberaldemocrat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 01:05 PM
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A word from God.
Edited on Sun Dec-17-06 01:10 PM by liberaldemocrat7
I'm channeling God today as he spoke to me, a Jewish person.


To those who don't believe in me, then you have that right, have a good day
and you need not read any further.

To the people of the earth I don't just focus on and favor the people of one country.

I value everyone who ever existed from the beginning of time to today and beyond to, to, to, forever.

I love the Romans, the Etruscans, the cave people, the Gauls, the Franks, the Prussians,
The Americans, the French, the Germans, the Iraqis, the Indians, the Pakistanis, the Russians and the British, the Irish.

Contrary to belief I don't care who you love as long as you love different gender or same gender.

I also do not care if you're a Jew or a Christian, a Mohammedan, a Sikh, a Buddhist, a Wiccan, a Goth, a Druid, a Pagan, or what you believe in. I love each and everyone of you people.

I do not believe in giving fire and brimstone speeches to and about those people who haven't found a job or to those who love those they choose. Adults can love who they want to love.

I also do not give fire and brimstone speeches on behalf of those people who have no concern or little concern for those people already born. I do not tell women what to do with their bodies before birth of a person. Until birth we have no person.


What do I care about? You. I also do not want you to murder anyone, to not steal from anyone, to not injure anyone, to not bear false witness against anyone. Stay faithful to your spouse for if not you will only hurt yourself and your spouse and your families and friends.

Most of all I want you to treat others as kind and honest and friendly and loving as you can. Give to people who don't have as much as you according to your ability and if many people have suffered then organize and call for your government to help these many people as we all need to join the effort.

I want you to live a long life wherever you live in whichever country you live in.

Also do not forget the dead, espcially your ancestors. Make them proud of you, use their lives as inspiration to yours as I created them as I created you to live in this world to enjoy life and to help people to make friends, to work and to die. Yes, you will someday not walk on this earth but you will come to me for I love you all.

Those who have violated my warnings about murder, stealing, bearing false witness and adultery you will eventually answer to me as you have to your fellow people on earth.

I do not believe in hell. The people who have not lived good lives will spend the rest of eternity in a grey area, not in heaven but in a place you will have to answer in the form of a question.

Alex Trebek will visit from 9 till 5 and then go back to earth as he has a good life to live, but you will stay there forever waiting for his daily visits and undergoing these interrogations.

Good day, people from earth. I have some business to do.

God.


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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 01:08 PM
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1. God makes more sense when he talks to you than he does when
he talks to Chimpy!
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 01:15 PM
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2. It's about time you noticed...
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oldleftguy Donating Member (419 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 01:39 PM
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3. Check your medications
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flordehinojos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 02:32 PM
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4. Dear God, can you put this out in a megaphone so the entire world can hear you?
:)
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seriousstan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 03:26 PM
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5. God should take an english course and learn grammar.
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bobbolink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 03:41 PM
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6. God Bless The Whole World. No Exceptions.
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Christa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 05:50 PM
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7. You had way too much too drink today.
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JNelson6563 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-17-06 06:09 PM
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8. Shouldn't this go in R/T forum or something?
:shrug:
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