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[skip fox]

"Okay. Karl and Dick, pretend you're the television audience and sit over there. I've started my speech on Iraq already. Trying to get ahead for a change. . . Here's how I thought it should begin: 'Good evening, my fellow citizens and God bless America. And stuff.' . . . Cool. Then I go, 'It's taken a long time to decide what to do in Iraq, because this time I decided to add considering into my decisionating, and I learned how to do tough higher mathematical charts like where you put all the advantages on one side and all the disadvantages on the other. I ended up with over three pages of notes and these charts and stuff, what with all the different options, which are things I might do, and I've decided after all that' . . . Ah, what have I decided, guys?"

[The Count]

1. Photo disappeared

[skip fox]

3. Sometimes it seems to be coming through, sometimes not.

:)

[zeemike]

2. ...And so I am resigning as president

And taking a job as hand model, so no one touch my hands please...Now I can hang out with other beautiful people like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears and tell daddy to go fuck himself....

[skip fox]

4. W. is saying:

"Problems this size (gestures with hands) might take me a day or two, but problems like Iraq . . . heck, that's the size of a whole big country . . . . So lighten up and cut me some slack. Not to get technical.