I think I might be pregnant. I just ate a cupcake.
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Thu Dec-14-06 09:13 PM
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I think I might be pregnant. I just ate a cupcake.
Someone please tell Bill O'Reilly. It'll rock his world.
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Thu Dec-14-06 09:14 PM
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Edited on Thu Dec-14-06 09:14 PM by WatchWhatISay
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Thu Dec-14-06 09:15 PM
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2. which, the cupcake, or Bill O'Reilly...?
Edited on Thu Dec-14-06 09:16 PM by mike_c
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Thu Dec-14-06 09:16 PM
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3. So do I need to wear a FULL BODY condom if I eat a cupcake?
Probably do wonders for the tummy bulge, at least!
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Thu Dec-14-06 09:16 PM
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4. Whew, Berry, you startled me!
I saw your title and your name and thought, "Hmmmm... must be catching over at the KOEB." :hi:
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Thu Dec-14-06 09:18 PM
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5. Well, honey, at the rate I'm going
it sure isn't going to happen the conventional way, so eating a cupcake may be my only hope! :rofl:
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Thu Dec-14-06 09:34 PM
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6. Didn't you hear? Cupcakes are now illegal for those under 30
and/or the unmarried. You harlot! :spank:
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Thu Dec-14-06 09:39 PM
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7. Oh no. And even worse...it was CHOCOLATE.
I should have realized, I'd be treated as if I were pre-pregnant anyway.
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Thu Dec-14-06 10:02 PM
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8. Oh no! Was it a Hostess Ding Dong!?!
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Thu Dec-14-06 10:15 PM
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would that make me a Ho-Ho? :shrug:
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Thu Dec-14-06 10:04 PM
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9. First, Filafel. Then, Loofas, Now, cupcakes.
At what point do this man's preversions end? I used to do it with filafel, but every time I did it, I'd feel awful. ;-)
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Thu Dec-14-06 10:06 PM
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10. LOL.. You know Bill's little nature rant yesterday
reminded me of this Love & Rockets song: You can not go against nature Because when you do Go against nature Is part of nature too Our little lives get complicated It's a simple thing As simple as a flower And that's a complicated thing Bill, the world is not black and white. I just started reading Sweet Jesus I hate Bill O'Reilly, pretty funny book.
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Thu Dec-14-06 10:09 PM
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When I was preggers the thought of a cupcake would have made me throw up! Eat on!
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