Somebody please translate this 29%er freeperism for me, thanks!!1

[UTUSN]

After I e-mailed the local radio talkshow wingnut some routine snarkism about the ISG and Shrub, he responded:

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I’m surprised Baker has time to talk he’s so busy selling out the Israelis. What does the right of return have to do with Iraq and militant jihadis and how to get us out of Iraq?

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Specifically, address:

1- "selling out the Israelis"

2- "right of return"

[Az]

1. Well

Selling out the Israelis by not sticking around and fixing Iraq.

Right of return refers Israelis right to return to Israel(or any nationalist to return to their nation of origin). Not sure how that is impacted in their minds.

[AllegroRondo]

7. Right of Return actually refers to Palestinians

and their right to return to land they were thrown out of to make Israel.

[Az]

8. Thats why

I included the other nation caveate. It initially was regarding Israel. But yeah, it applies to Palestine as well.

[Autonomy]

2. Translation:

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

[hobbit709]

3. LOL! Perfect explanation!

[Cobalt-60]

9. You're playing my song!

[lapfog_1]

4. The ISG does mention that Iraq diplomacy should include

the wider Peace in the ME theme, specifically the Israel/Palestine issues.

My guess was that in addition to the fear of millions of Iraqi refugees fleeing to Iran or Syria or Jordan, one other reason to get Iran and Syria to the negotiation table is to put Israel/Palestine/Lebanon on the table as well.

So the parameters for a ME peace solution are:

Disarm the militias (Shia and Sunni).
Return Iraqis to work, funded by the US and maybe Saudis.
Disengage the US troops from Iraq.
Implement a comprehensive two state solution for Israel and Palestine.
Remove Syrian influence from Lebanon.
Iran to stop enriching uranium.
Get Iraqi oil back online and apportion the revenue to the three groups in some fair manor.

Participants would be:

Iran, Syria, Jordan, Iraqis (all three parties), US, Saudis, Israel (maybe by proxy), Palestine (maybe by proxy), Lebanon, Turkey, and perhaps Russia and Egypt.

In an ultimate irony, the French should officiate... or maybe Cuba and Norway.

[Lasthorseman]

5. After several long years

of fabricated news put forth by an "entertainment" corporation know among the proles as Faux News a small percentage of the population became delusional. Anthropologists studying the early 21st century have widely varied theories on how this exactly happened.

[TahitiNut]

6. Baker represents the Saudi's against a $1T lawsuit by the 9/11 families.

http://www.hereinreality.com/baker.html