What's the WORST job of all time ?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

I say, whoever is in charge of the Bush Library. I mean, hell, what would you
put in it? Seriously. There would be no pictures of world leaders shaking hands
at peace summits you initiated (ala Carter, Clinton). No charts showing how
you cleaned up the deficit. No projects to help mankind, clean up the environment.
There would be nothing in the damn place except horrible, horrible stuff.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Bush's valet, if there is one.

Just unimaginable. :puke:

[Ken Burch]

7. Bush's AA sponsor.

n/t.

[lpbk2713]

22. You made me think of this pic .....

[Captain Hilts]

2. Being "Mrs. GW Bush!" nt

[Laura PourMeADrink]

3. yes - I take it back. P.S. I have Mookie's baseball card - been

saving it. Any offer?

[NanceGreggs]

4. I wonder if that teacher ...

... saved the copy of The Pet Goat that Bush was reading on 9-11?

[tridim]

5. Congressional page?

Since the Foley thing has apparently been completely forgotten, the closeted Repukes are probably on the prowl again.

[dysfunctional press]

6. i would imagine that the worst jobs of ALL time were before the industrial age

there was some pretty nasty stuff, and some pretty brutal stuff- but LOTS to choose from.

being in charge of the bush library would be extremely easy in comparison.

[jgraz]

8. Winner and still champion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxdTVaMjwD4

:rofl:

Edit: wmv version (better sound quality) here: http://www.gorillamask.net/worst-job.shtml

[TahitiNut]

9. "Bring out your dead!"

[toddaa]

10. An autographed copy of "My Pet Goat"

Filed under husbandry.

[Kiouni]

11. booking agent for Letterman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVll2jaZjtU

[jus_the_facts]

12. "Assistant Crack Whore, has been replaced by a new worst job: Crack Whore Trainee...

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/96/96kupdate.phtml



Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald

Announcer: Weekend Update, with Norm MacDonald.

Norm MacDonald: Good evening! I'm Norm MacDonald, and this is the fake news.

Our top story tonight: Late yesterday, the House subcommittee investigating Newt Gingrich finally issued its long-awaited report, recommending that the Speaker be given a reprimand and a $300,000 fine for "minor ethical violations". Gingrich has promised to come up with the money promptly, although he admits it is going to involve "giant ethical violations".

Meanwhile, with President Clinton's second inaugural approaching, the tension has turned to what the women will be wearing at the festivities. According to the White House, First-Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton will wear a gown by Oscar Delorante; Tipper Gore will appear in a Jennifer George ensemble; and Attorney-General Janet Reno will be outfitted by Rochester Big & Tall.

This week, in arguments before the Supreme Court, lawyers for President Clinton asked that the sexual harrassment suit, brought by Paula Jones, be delayed until he leaves office. According to Clinton's attorney, "If the President were hauled into court every time some nut accused him of sexual harrassment, he'd have no time to 'scare up tail'".

Norm MacDonald: He likes scaring up the tail! Okay!

In dramatic testimony this week at his civil trial, O.J. Simpson said he didn't commit suicide only because, "My mother told me you don't go to heaven if you kill yourself." Oddly, his mother did say, "It's okay to kill other people...."


...Finally, according to the U.S. News & World Report 1997 Career Guide, the bet job in the United States, for the second year in a row, is Interactive Business System Analyst. However, last year's worst job, Assistant Crack Whore, has been replaced by a new worst job: Crack Whore Trainee.

Norm MacDonald: And that's the way it is. Good night, folks!




SNL Transcripts

[spacelady]

13. White House Righty Tighty Whitey Launderer. n/t

[roguevalley]

14. bush gynecologist/proctologist or some variation thusly.

[sweetheart]

15. 'dead iraqi civilian'

'dead mexican civilian'
'dead columbian civilian'

murdered by bullets from USA terrorism inc,
the worst job is to die on the bottom
unrepented by an unreprentant predator.

[Minnesota_Lib]

16. George Bush's food taster. He's going to be eating a lot of shit in the coming year.

[RaleighNCDUer]

17. No, that would be the easiest.

Because you wouldn't have to do a thing, since everything in it is classified and won't be released to the public for fifty years after all the players are dead, and then only if the then current president agrees.

60 grand a year for sitting on your ass.

[PurityOfEssence]

18. Iraqi Police Officer

The life expectancy must be something like that for British combat pilots in 1917.

Maneuvering between the many secret societies and deadly factions while exposing oneself to constant death must be quite a picnic. Still, ya gotta feed the family...

[enid602]

19. Gannon

Somehow, I would imagine Jeff Gannon's tasks were the most disgusting.

[coda]

20. RNC Chair during the upcoming 110th Congress

[Ghost in the Machine]

21. Rectal Thermometer Tester at Johnson & Johnson?

:shrug:

..."this product personally tested by inspector #43"..

[OneBlueSky]

23. the one Bush is doing as president . . . n/t

.

[selfdestructive]

24. hard to say really

but it is void of all responsibility and has no control over anything around it and no matter how hard you work you never gain any sense of accomplishment or closure.