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While a timeless net classic, I figured reposting was worthwhile considering recent debate on what to say when you get mad at someone like say hecklers, family members during the holidays, or heaven forbid - even other DU'ers.
So next time you get really pissed, try one of these. More than likely you wont be called a racists, and while those receiving your insult most certainly will still consider you an asshole, at least you will make some points for having a creative vocabulary.
Enjoy, MZr7
Shakespeare Insult Kit
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":
Column 1............Column 2............Column 3
artless.............base-court..........apple-john bawdy...............bat-fowling.........baggage beslubbering........beef-witted.........barnacle bootless............beetle-headed.......bladder churlish............boil-brained........boar-pig cockered............clapper-clawed......bugbear clouted.............clay-brained........bum-bailey craven..............common-kissing......canker-blossom currish.............crook-pated.........clack-dish dankish.............dismal-dreaming.....clotpole dissembling.........dizzy-eyed..........coxcomb droning.............doghearted..........codpiece errant..............dread-bolted........death-token fawning.............earth-vexing........dewberry fobbing.............elf-skinned.........flap-dragon froward.............fat-kidneyed........flax-wench frothy..............fen-sucked..........flirt-gill gleeking............flap-mouthed........foot-licker goatish.............fly-bitten..........fustilarian gorbellied..........folly-fallen........giglet impertinent.........fool-born...........gudgeon infectious..........full-gorged.........haggard jarring.............guts-griping........harpy loggerheaded........half-faced..........hedge-pig lumpish.............hasty-witted........horn-beast mammering...........hedge-born..........hugger-mugger mangled.............hell-hated..........joithead mewling.............idle-headed.........lewdster paunchy.............ill-breeding........lout pribbling...........ill-nurtured........maggot-pie puking..............knotty-pated........malt-worm puny................milk-livered........mammet qualling............motley-minded.......measle rank................onion-eyed..........minnow reeky...............plume-plucked.......miscreant roguish.............pottle-deep.........moldwarp ruttish.............pox-marked..........mumble-news saucy...............reeling-ripe........nut-hook spleeny.............rough-hewn..........pigeon-egg spongy..............rude-growing........pignut surly...............rump-fed............puttock tottering...........shard-borne.........pumpion unmuzzled...........sheep-biting........ratsbane vain................spur-galled.........scut venomed.............swag-bellied........skainsmate villainous..........tardy-gaited........strumpet warped..............tickle-brained......varlot wayward.............toad-spotted........vassal weedy...............unchin-snouted......whey-face yeasty..............weather-bitten......wagtail
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