New invention: would you be annoyed...

[originalpckelly]

by a box of pretzels which would not open unless the opener completes an IQ test and scores higher than the element hydrogen?

[northofdenali]

1. And would have to VOW

he/she/it would NOT run for any office if the test is failed................

[originalpckelly]

3. You have to pass the civil service exam to be a postman...

but there is no test but the electorate for a President. (As far as I know.)

[mcctatas]

2. That's a horrible idea...

idiots eating pretzels may be the only thing that saves our democracy! ;)

[originalpckelly]

4. Go to your corner...

:spank:

Bad bad mcctatas.

;-)

[mcctatas]

7. sometimes the edit button in my brain is overridden by the

smart-ass center of my psyche:evilgrin:

thank you sir/mam may I have another

[Nicole]

5. No way!

We woud have missed the pretzeldent incident! :rofl:

[DaveJ]

6. Just to make people aware of how dumb we are?

If so it would not help, because us dummies would just stop eating pretzels and then get healthier by limiting carbs in our diet, going on to reproduce even more dummies.