This does not compute:

[spindrifter]

But why should it, after all. It involves a B*sh.

First daughter's purse swiped, source said

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (CNN) -- First daughter Barbara Bush's purse was stolen while she was in Argentina with her twin sister Jenna, a law enforcement source who was briefed on the incident told CNN Tuesday.

It was unclear when the incident took place, but the source told CNN Barbara Bush, 24, was "not in the immediate proximity" of the bag when it was stolen.

The source declined to provide additional details, but said, "at no point were the protectees out of visual contact and at no point was there any risk of harm."

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http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/11/21/bush.purse/index.html
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So where did she leave the purse? Bathroom--the female SS person must have been in there with her--watching her feet, if the door panel did not go all the way to the floor.

At the table when she got up to dance? SS go with her to dance floor, leaving no one at the table, risking date rape drugging of drinks.

So many possibilities. So little time.

[bj40761]

1. Should they be in Iraq or something!

[newyawker99]

10. Hi bj40761!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Subdivisions]

2. Look for a military buildup as Shrubby prepares to kick

Argentina's ass.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. She picked up a cute young Latin man and went to his place

and he stole her purse.

[spindrifter]

5. My ending to this scenario is

she forgot the purse when she left his place. She left his name and number in the purse, so she couldn't figure out how to reconnect with him. He kept the purse as a souvenir, but it will turn up at the San Telmo Antique Market on Sunday.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Perhaps the "theft incident" was accompanied by a "cocain incident"

and a "blow the Argentinian cowboy on the dance floor" incident and a "Pass out drunk in the presidential limo incident".

[DoYouEverWonder]

6. Didn't Jenna lose her wallet in NYC last year

running away from some coke dealer she was hanging out with in a downtown club?

This girl seems to have a hard time hanging on to her belongings, especially when she out clubbing and fooling around with stange men.

[spindrifter]

7. This one is Babs Bush.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

8. These girls are way messed up...

with parents like that, you would be 'screwn' too.

[spindrifter]

9. Please! You are casting asparagus!