Fun with "fan" mail: A Plan for Iraq

[radfringe]

Now here's a well thought out suggestion regarding a plan for Iraq...

Comic Date: 20061121

Comments: Iraq should be "Pelosified". Turn them all into raving bitches with no clear direction.
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sadly, this particular fan is a bit shy and refuses to identify him/her/it self, there is no way to contact this person, should we have questions.

Alas, I shall muddle along and attempt to fathom the plan, and hope my woefully inadequate intellect is able to understand the complexities of the concept.

Iraq should be "Pelosified". : Pelosified? A reference to some sort of weapon perhaps? Or is it a diplomatic or perhaps political tactic by which one is able to persuade Iraq in some manner.

Turn them all into raving bitches: AH-HA, it is a weapon. A metamorphasizing weapon, or perhaps a bio-weapon which causing all Iraqi people to turn into female dogs. Of course! A country with wild music, and dancing female dogs. If this PELOSIFIED weapon were to be used, we would not have to send in troops. We could just send in the SPCA.

with no clear direction. The genius of this writer is truly overwhelming, for without a clear direction, the female dogs will dance aimlessly, without purpose thus allowing the SPCA to move amongst them with ease.

Fellow DUers. I am speechless, and humbled that my cartoon has inspired such a proposal. ( http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2772586&mesg_id=2772586 )

Here before you is the plan that the President has been seeking. We must hasten, go forth and spread the word to our leaders.

[Mythsaje]

1. Okay, now I'm

:rofl:

Send in the SPCA!

[radfringe]

2. I just don't know what to say

the simplicity of the plan is of the super-genius ranking. Just think, if this plan were put into place a month or so ago - Rumsfeld wouldn't have had to resign, the Republicans would have maintained control and we would be living in fear of having our taxes raised and terrorists coming over here - except in doggy carriers...

[radfringe]

3. kick because this is an IMPORTANT PLAN!!!! :D

[Glenda]

4. ROTFL!! i'm going to have to look more closely at your toons

:rofl: :spray:

Because obviously i am not being inspired in the same way as your fans!!

:wtf:

[conscious evolution]

5. We can call it Project P

:hurts: