Why the noise and great wailing at Freepville ain't so loud?

[Hubert Flottz]

Because the gnashing of snaggled freeper teeth, isn't as loud as gnashing of normal teeth!

Photo of typical Freeper front molars...



Normal human teeth...



Questions?

[SoCalDem]

1. That poor doggie in the first picture had a baaaad toothache

poor baby:cry:

Homo-freepians:



habitat:

[Hav]

2. .

Damn you, you hippies! What have the porta potties ever done to you???
So cruel..

[Hubert Flottz]

4. A rare photo of a Freeper egg tooth in action...

Freeper hatchlings are equipped with egg teeth and forked tongues at birth.

[Hubert Flottz]

3. LOL...It's hard to gnash with nothing but a gash!

Some typical freeper baby teeth...

[opihimoimoi]

5. HUUUUUBERTTTTTTT....Ya did it again.....

Gnashing the Freeps by gashing their misplaced choppers

What can I say? Are there no denteests in Freeperstan??

Guess knot...Oh, Vell, send me the Vectors...

[Hubert Flottz]

6. The constant vacuum on Bush's ass has taken it's toll on the Freep

teeth, me thinks. The tremendous effort it takes to maintain a constant kiss on Bush's ass, 24/7 for six years is more than human mouth parts were designed to take. Couple that with the fact that All bushCo ever feeds these fools is crock after crock of shit and you have the makings for the shit you saw in them pictures above.

And may Gawd have mercy of their miserable freeper asses, cause I won't! They can't never, ever, be fixed, either, cause they don't believe in evolution.

Steaks for us...stakes for them ugly M0-F0s!

[opihimoimoi]

7. Persistent and Constant Ass Kissing is an art form perfected by the GOP

Its side effects are the ruining of teeth and gums...and missing neurons as well.

It has become insidiously contagious...those poor Pubs, haven't the foggiest notion they got rooked.

[0rganism]

8. I thought it was cos they were all over here playing troll

but your dental theory works, too :D