BREAKING: 560 TONS OF DRY GUNPOWDER discovered in basement of DNC HQ...

[Leopolds Ghost]

...may bave been planted by Enemies of the United States...

DEVELOPING HARD...

Bush declares "The Weapons of Mass Destruction Have been found!"

Update -- Yahoo! News

A front organization claiming to have infiltrated Democratic Party headquarters issued a statement taking credit for the attempt, and
mocked "liberal Americans" for worshiping the US Constitution and
the very idea of democracy, saying "the infidel far-left Americans
have abandoned traditional values!"

The statement ended with a Promise to declare a cease-fire on the
War on the American People provided their demands were met,
including:

* Ban the use of gunpowder around the globe;

* Eliminate all free radicals;

* US must Enter into peace talks with the Supreme Council for the Fundamentalist Revolution in America.

[bahrbearian]

1. Sounds like Ann Coulter has been busy.

[Botany]

2. Also found was 19 back braces and 55 gallon drum of anal .....

..... lubricant. Joe Liebermann and Herb Kohl were found slow dancing and singing
"Tomorrow" from the musical Annie.

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!

Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!

When I'm stuck a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh!

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!

[Leopolds Ghost]

3. Back Braces Violate 1991 Peace Agreement, Experts Say

...signed when Centrist Dems capitulated to Republicans to end the Culture War.

The braces, which are made out of high-grade aluminum tubing, could be used to refine "yellowcake" into black powder, the first step in the manufacture of political power.

The use of political power by Democrats has been tightly restricted since 1994, except for a limited supply allowed under the terms of the "Gulf of Mexico Oil for Political Power" program, designed to alleviate suffering in the wake of Katrina. Critics say this program has benefited mostly a few powerful DLC politicians, leaving thousands of constituents to starve.

However, there is no movement to lift the embargo on political power enforced by the "No Power Zone" maintained by Diebold and ES&S voting machines between the 40th and 46th parallel.

[orleans]

7. OMG! what a hysterical image!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Coexist]

4. Oh, thank you so much - you just made me laugh...

thank you.

[LiberalCompassionate]

5. Thank you

we need a laugh to get us through this Dark day.

[Coexist]

6. kicking because we all need this right now!