That's gonna be one COLD Turkey at the bush Thanksgiving dinner

[Philosoraptor]

Can you just imagine what it will be like this thanksgiving at the bush compound in Kennebunkport? Mom and dad, all the bros and sisters, wives and cousins, and dubya at daddy's right, looking all gloomy and being un conversational and sullen.

Jeb will make a crack about the turkey and dubya will jump up screaming, 'what's that supposed to mean'? and bar will rush between them like a loving hyena mother and sooth the savage, thumped, screwn president 43, while all the while president 41 sits quietly carving the bird thinking of dubya with every slice.

Oh to be a fly on the wall at that little feast next week.

[Little Wing]

1. Dad will be sure to bring out the cRUMberry sauce

:D

[shain from kane]

2. The Democrats gobbled their feast. n/t

[havocmom]

3. Clan bush (save for Jenna) pretty much abandoned DimSon

there during summer vacation, didn't they?

My guess is there is a job opening for Food Taster for Thanksgiving ;) Jeb has GOT to be pissed.

[PDittie]

4. Not enough alcohol in all of New England

for * and his daughters this Thanksgiving. There will be semis loaded full of liquor driving from Boston to Kennebunkport just to try to keep up with the demand.

[Sydnie]

5. With Poppa and Babs staying at the WH, the party will be there

this year. Imagine the conversation getting a bit out of had and Poppa tells blivet** to "go To His Room". should be a very quiet dinner this year.

[Sugar Smack]

6. I look forward to your writing every day, Philosoraptor.

:D

[porphyrian]

7. Ha! I'd love to see JEB! and G.W. go at it.

Do you think Babs would yell at them to stop, or root for one of them?

[LTR]

8. Will it be a fake turkey like the one he served the troops in Iraq?

If so, make him eat it!

[Kali]

9. ...

"Jeb will make a crack about the turkey and dubya will jump up screaming, 'what's that supposed to mean'?"


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I can see it so clearly!

[lutefisk]

12. Does he uses the fake drawl at these family holiday gatherings?

I'm trying to imagine how he would say "what's that supposed to mean!?"

Does Junior drop the phony accent around the kinfolk, or has he internalized the cowboy act? I'm guessing he reverts to the pre-political Junior and sounds like the privileged prep school boy he is...

[Philosoraptor]

13. You wanna piece of THIS turkey little brother?!?

All you're having is Wild Turkey you monkey ass faced moron!

[DinahMoeHum]

10. Odds are, their turkey is gonna taste like crow.

n/t

[shadowknows69]

11. Best laugh I've had all day Raptor

The hyena mother comment almost made me shoot pepsi out my nose.

[enid602]

14. turkey?

What turkey? I sohould think they'll eat crow this holiday season.

[enid602]

15. "should think they'll eat crow this holiday season"

Though, admittedly the image of Jr under Bar's chair is not a pretty one.

[Philosoraptor]

16. thumpin and stuffing