Sherwood would have won "If his mistress hadn't whined about being throttled"

[Wetzelbill]

Always a paragon of class and dignity, Grover Norquist adds his two cents. -WB


“Bob Sherwood’s seat would have been overwhelmingly ours, if his mistress hadn’t whined about being throttled,” said Mr Norquist. Any lessons from the campaign? “Yes. The lesson should be, don’t throttle mistresses.”


http://www.ft.com/cms/s/557516aa-704a-11db-9da6-0000779e2340,dwp_uuid=4d699944-2ca8-11db-9845-0000779e2340.html

[stevedeshazer]

1. Just the kind of guy you'd want your sister to meet

Sounds like a serial killer to me.

I especially like this snip:

“In just a few months of divisive campaigning and ill-considered strategy, President Bush and Karl Rove managed to dismantle the Republican party’s governing majority by appealing to only the most conservative elements of its base. The returns reveal that the neo-conservatives/radical agenda drove off voting blocks that turned to the Democrats,” said John Podesta, president of the Center for American Progress.

[last1standing]

2. Is this guy still employed by the taxpayers?

If so, we need to demand his resignation.

[HaggardsMethDealer]

3. Every time I read one of that guy's comments...

it becomes crystal clear what a sick piece of shit he is.

[Richard Steele]

4. It's all because she's one of them there BROWN folks. (and prob'ly LIBRUL!)

GAWD-FEERIN white wimmen have spent 2000 years learnin' to keep
their fool mouths SHUT when they get slapped around and strangled,
just like the Good Book says they should, right?

It's just those darn MODERN satanistic-liberal-noncaucasian
ERA-cult wimmen who go making a damn court case out of every tiny
little BEATING that comes their way!

Us good KKKristian White Fellers WARNED y'all
that this was gonna happen!
Ya gave wimmen the VOTE,
and 90 years later they're all actin' like thay have
the same rights as a damn CITIZEN!


(do I really need to add this: :sarcasm" ?)

[davidinalameda]

5. how about not taking a mistress if you're married

what about family values Grover

[Erika]

6. Republican values...barf n/t

[Raine]

7. So committing adultery

therefore breaking one of their precious Ten Commandments is OK. Throttling your paramour (attempted murder, breaking another commandment) is Ok too just as long as she doesn't shoot off her big mouth about it.:eyes: ReTHUG family values at their finest ... :sarcasm:

[sarge43]

8. Yeah, it's always someone else's fault

Did I mention I loathe these creatures?

[Vinca]

9. Damn mistresses . . . you just can't trust them.

:rofl:

[radfringe]

10. don't know where norquist got his info

Sherwood was my rep. We did have kanjorski, but thanks to the redistricting gerrymandering, we ended up with sherwood.

ennywhoo - general chit-chat with people in my area said sherwood's affair had little to do with voting him out. They were going to vote him out even before the affair hit the funny papers

Why? because he's a rubberstamper and voted for too many things which screwed the little people in our area.

essentially his affair was just one more reason to kick his butt out

[LeftishBrit]

11. "Don't throttle mistresses!" Ha!

Sounds as though the party of family values and old-fashioned morality is setting its standards pretty low for its own!

[Crunchy Frog]

12. I just grabbed that for my signature line. Hope you don't mind.

:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

14. mi casa su casa

:)

[DemoTex]

13. Sherwood should have just drowned her in a bathtub and blamed it on Clenis.

:sarcasm: