My (long) satrical fax to the democratic senators - maybe HUMOR will work

[debbierlus]

Hello , democratic leadership. It is me. I haven’t heard from you in awhile. In fact, it kind of seems like you are avoiding me? Ever since your new friends (the main stream news media) started calling me names, it seems like you don’t even want to know me anymore. These friends call me all sorts of mean, wrong, and insulting things. Are you pretending you don’t know me to make these people like you? I never thought you were that shallow. I trusted you so much. I am so hurt. Do you actually believe them? How could you think I am a left wing radical? A coward? A traitor to America? A terrorist sympathizer? I AM NONE OF THESE THINGS. I can’t believe that you would let yourself be brainwashed by a bunch of superficial, single-minded thugs. I thought we knew each other. Well, I have news for you buddy. I know what is going here. I heard a rumor that you let these new “friends” bully you into not standing by me and actually betraying me with that Alito guy because they threatened to call you obstructionists. But, what you don’t know is that I heard these SAME people talking behind your back, and they told me that you were a bunch of COWARDS for not standing up to them.. Yeah. Your new so called ‘friends’ were laughing at you, and they were telling me that you ALREADY are going out with this guy long term and were going to marry him next week. I told them NAUNT AHHH. I told them that we were still together, and that you never would betray me like that and that you really care about me. And, they kept laughing. They told me they no longer have any need to listen to freaks like me, and that you will do WHATEVER they tell you to…because they will call you names…Then, they started to hum the wedding march and I burst into tears. I was so horrible…I couldn’t sleep last night.

But, I took a hot bath and calmed down. I am just so confused. You sounded so distant last time we talked. So, I know I called all week and all weekend, but I am just really scared. I know that you think I am too needy, and I have been watching Oprah shows that feature Dr. Phil to overcome that…But, that is not the point. I need to hear you say that you would never do such a thing. I need to hear you say that you would never let such lying, shallow, narrow-minded, egotists come between us. Why won’t you tell me that? Is it true what my sister said - that you were just using me for my money and that you have been cheating on me for years?! I never thought I would say this, but maybe she’s right. Every time you call, you do seem to be asking for a favor, and most of the time you want money.

I have thought about this for a long time. I have tried to ignore the signs that have been right before my eyes. When you spent the night with that bankruptcy Bill, and couldn’t look me in the eye the next morning, I should have known. Maybe, we have grown apart. But, that is not my fault. I haven’t changed, YOU have. We just don’t believe in the same things anymore. The fact that you could take the word of people who have proved wrong and vindictive over me…That says it all doesn’t it. People who make fun of you, and dismiss you . People who side with your opposition every single time. No matter how right you are, or how good your intentions. Don’t you realize that everything you do in their eyes will be the wrong thing. Even when you tell them the truth and can prove you are telling the truth, they still won’t take you seriously…

Sighhhhhhhh. Maybe this is partially my fault. Perhaps, I haven’t let you know my feelings or haven’t told you what I have been thinking. Maybe that is why you believe them. I am sorry. I should have told you that night at the 2004 convention that you gave me the same passionate feeling you did twenty years ago. Maybe, I have taken you for granted. You looked wonderful that night.

We have both made mistakes. Let’s give it one more chance. Don’t go off marrying that Alito guy. He may seem an easy choice now, but I know you - you don’t want it easy. You want it to be right. Like it is with me. Come back to me now, and forget about him.

Or, don’t. But, know I will not be here when you come back.

Always

The Majority of the American People

[Maat]

1. HeeHee. That's great.

I hope it gets passed up to each Senator - it might make them think.

[debbierlus]

2. Thanks

Try to get at them - every angle possible.

Maybe one of them will actually get it shown to them...

[Maat]

3. The humor ..

might be over some Senator's head, however.

[debbierlus]

5. Probably - but it might cheer their staff up, they must be exhausted

I am sending out other faxes too...

My husband has the entire Senate's fax machine numbers programmed in...they are getting faxes 24/7 -

Have to keep changing them, though....

And, the Rethuglicans are hearing from me. Because, McCain and Graham and a few of the others KNOW that this is wrong. They are just doing it for political reasons. Just reminding them of what traitorous pigs they are!

[Maat]

9. Now, THAT's dedication!

Thanks for working hard, because I'm studying for a state exam, and I have to be focused for the next few weeks; so, I don't have as much time as I would like to get things going.

[LiberalAndProud]

4. How romantic! Somebody else post one. I want to read more. /nt

[Wheezy]

6. oh honey,

that's rich.

Thank you. K & R

[debbierlus]

7. Cream cheee with honey rich....

:toast:

[mom cat]

8. Yep! K&R

[debbierlus]

10. Thanks!