You can always spot the freeper in the locker room.
The bright orange genitals are a dead giveaway. (They have yet to figure out that they shouldn't watch Ann Coulter on Hannity and Colmes while eating Cheetos.)
I go to the local Y to workout and I can spot a freeper a mile away.
A dead giveaway is they always have the TV in front on their treadmills tuned to Fox. Another one is they always have little packages that are shrunk up inside their bodies. Not that I go around checking packages, but I take a peek now and then. :)
11. Yeah, they're the ones who keep wanking with the indoor tanning lotion...
So they're going blind without even having gone out into the sun; but along with the blindness, they can't see that they're very orange and so, quite different than others.
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