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When insults had class:
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." --- Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." ---- Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." ---- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." --- Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." --- Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." --Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend ... if you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one." --- Winston Churchill to Shaw, in response
"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." -- Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -- John Bright
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." -- Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." --Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." --Paul Keating
"He has delusions of adequacy." -- Walter Kerr
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" -- Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -- Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde
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