Caption the Rev. Jerry Falwell relaxing at the pool and reading his bible....

[Catherine Vincent]

[Rick Myers]

1. "Oh Pool Boy..."

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[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. !

:puke:

[tularetom]

3. Wow!! That was a few chins ago!!

[CoffeeCat]

4. What is he wearing?

Is that one of those life vests from the Titanic?

[whistle]

5. Here is Jerry 30 years and 200 lbs ago

[Clark2008]

8. Isn't gluttony a sin?

:shrug:

[whistle]

28. One of the seven deadly ones, yep!

[Redstone]

6. Got himself some fish-belly legs, doesn't he?

Redstone

[CurtEastPoint]

12. EWWWWWWWW! LOOKIT HIS NASTY TOES!!!!!

[Clark2008]

7. That looks like where they filmed the Beverly Hillbillies..

I mean, the cement pond side, not the front.

Is that really Jerry Falwell? He looks rather normal - in that 70s kind of normal.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

10. That's Rev. Macaca . . .

Cat's playin' with ya . . .

[Chipper Chat]

9. "Yes, snap it."

"I want to have a nice picture of myself before I become old, fat, and senile."

[blogslut]

11. Here's a caption

Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness,

Honour thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

The young man saith unto him, All these things have I kept from my youth up: what lack I yet?

Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.

But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions.

Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.

[Suich]

13. I wouldn't have guessed

that was Falwell in a million years!

:hi:

[karlrschneider]

15. Me neither, I thought it was Abramoff!

:D

[Suich]

18. Good guess!

:hi:

[rpannier]

14. The Rev Falwell sitting by the pool outside his mansion

Just like Jesus used to.
Man, it's hard to tell the difference between Jesus and Jerry.:sarcasm:

[JeffR]

16. Here's a simple mnemonic

Jesus saves, Falwell shaves.

[AlCzervik]

17. best reply about Falwell evah! Lol.

[Imagevision]

19. Most interesting is the Falwell silence backing Bush & the GOP...

shhh, you can hear a pin drop? has Jerry dropped his support for the bush regime this time around or? is it me??

[Catherine Vincent]

24. He was on CNN a couple of hours ago worshipping Bush as usual

He was also asked about that Haggard guy. He claimed he never met him.

[Generic Other]

20. "Prove to me that you're no fool walk across my swimming pool..."

Come on King of the collection plate...

[rpannier]

29. That's hysterical

But to be honest...

He looks more like the guy who played Herod. He probably acts like the Herod character as well.

We all know if he really met Jesus, he'd demand 1000 miracles as proof that he was the Messiah.

Jerry Falwell in the remake of Jesus Christ Superstar
The look of Herod and the faith of Caiaphas

[unkachuck]

21. we're just....

....humble poor-folk around here doing the Lords' work....care to make a donation?....

[Malikshah]

22. Hmmm feelin peckish...better go to the outhouse and strap one on

w/ a relative....

[oblivious]

23. ..easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than...a rich man to enter the kingdom of God

Matt 19:23-25: Then Jesus said to His disciples, "Assuredly, I say to you that it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven." And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." When His disciples heard it, they were greatly astonished, saying, "Who then can be saved?"

[The Straight Story]

25. Reminds me of the telly-tubbies....

[LittleClarkie]

26. My God, my EYES! I'm BLIND!

Geez dude, get some tan on them leg, eh?

Looking at the house, it's just the sort of thing my mom used to rail about. A man of God living in a mansion. Shouldn't that money go to the poor, sir?

[no_hypocrisy]

27. No caption, but you have to see THE REST of Lynchburg, VA to

truly appreciate the irony of this photo.

[Skidmore]

30. Sure didn't read the part of the gospel where Jesus told

the rich man to give his possessions away and follow him.

[moondust]

31. Preachin is hard work.

So give all you can and I'll hand it over to God on Tuesday.