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Edited on Thu Oct-26-06 04:24 PM by Philosoraptor
I've set up a Halloween display, but with a "Haunted Gitmo" theme, entertaining the little trick or treaters while teaching them a valuable lesson about terrorism and the tools we need to fight the war on terror. Terror and Halloween go hand in hand after all.
Kids can be tied to a board and repeatedly dipped into a vat of water just brimming with fresh Washington state apples!
Then we can simulate interrogation techniques with black hoods, (or panties), scary dogs and mild electrical shocks!
Suspicious looking goblins will be profiled and separated from their parents and not allowed to see them indefinitely, whereupon they will be fed only candy and water and made to stay up for several days!
Then they have to walk a spooky gauntlet while my kids dressed like Osama and his number two man Saddam leap out at them wearing dynamite around their waists ululating loudly!
Then as they leave we put ashes and rocks in their candy bags to remind them of the twin towers and how they will be attacked again if their moms and dads vote Democratic and not for president bush, who all kids know keeps us safe at night while we slumber.
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