I just LOVE President Bush! Whose with me hear?

[Philosoraptor]

I really do love the man, God put him in the white house at just the right time. I have always loved him, deeply, truly, and so have almost all of the DUer's here, except for just a few, who's names I have compiled and sent to the Department of Homeland Security.

I know I can speak for 99% of us though, we absolutely ADORE George Walker Bush, don't we? That's right, we really love him, and we want him to be happy and we don't want to go to the cornfield like the others.

I want to speak directly to my good friend George now, directly. We love you here George, we all do, every one of us, especially me, and we gave you the names of the ones who hate you, and we hate them too, we want you to be happy George, and you should send all the bad ones who don't like you to the cornfield, or make them into some kind of animal or doll.

We're good George, we love you and we are good, we want to be your friends, cause you are good to us, and we love you a lot, don't we?

[Beetwasher]

1. He's The Bestest Friend A Guy Could Have

I certainly hope god loves and protects him forever.

[davidinalameda]

2. step away from the computer

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

3. All Hail Good King George!

And All Hail Agent Mike!

[enid602]

4. Bush

On a good day, he's the Anti Christ posing as Hitler. On a bad day, he's Larry the Cable Guy.

[kestrel91316]

51. Uh oh. You're gonna get sent to the cornfield......

[Sanity Claws]

5. You need a couple of spelling errors in there

The lack of spelling errors shows that you are really a Democrat posing as a Freeper.
You also need some chuckles about death and destruction or at least the Rapture to come across as authentic.

[Coexist]

8. don't forget this: !!1!!!!1

[niyad]

6. two questions: what are you on? do you share?

[kestrel91316]

53. You're NOT a nice person. He's going to send YOU to

the cornfield, too.

[solara]

Love it!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[angstlessk]

r a h, r a h, r a h. n/t

[angstlessk]

7. o o o p s, d u p e. W a s a b o u t t o c o n g r a d u l a t e m e. n/t

[Hav]

9. .

God bless cute George W. Bush, best President ever! EVER!


edit: The translation of the thread: we don't really want to harm him. Really!
(It's only a joke so I hope it won't get me into trouble. If yes, I'll see all of you in Guantanamo next year!)

[earth mom]

10. Love ya Dubya!

:loveya:


edited to get the "correct" message across. ;)



:rofl:

[etherealtruth]

11. I will express the level of affection I have for him ...

... at the polls next month. The way I vote will directly correlate with the amount of affection I have for "him" and those like him.

[rubberducky]

Oh! Yes!

God has truely blessed us with such a wonderful Pastor-In-Chief!! Now get off our back agent mike!!!

[Vinca]

12. You can knock it off now. Agent Mike's on vacation. nt

[Vinca]

20. Yike! I'm wrong. Just read Skinner's post.

Love the Shrub, love the Shrub, love the Shrub.

[Cobalt-60]

13. Yes, we do owe George a debt

I think that no one on earth has done more to achieve my goal of destroying the Republican party as George Bush.
"Stay the course", "Mission accomplished", and "You're doing a great job" are just common phrases out of my mouth.
But when he uses them they melt the GOP like Hydrofluoric acid.
Keep up the good work, George.

[undeterred]

14. He is such a sweet man

so loving, thoughtful, intelligent... there is no end to his good qualities.

[mtowngman]

15. okay, I get it

my cover's blown
NOT FUNNY!!

-yours truly,
Agent Mike

[Mad_Dem_X]

16. All Heil Prezident Bush!!!1111!!!!

We luv you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[Poiuyt]

17. I want to have a beer with him!!

He's just that kind of guy!

[donco6]

18. I kiss his pitcher each night before bed.

And offer up prayers and inscense for his well-being the next days. I truely sincerely do. He is my hero. I often tell my friends and coworkers about my love for George, but they don't understand. Perhaps I should tell DHS about them, but I keep hoping they'll get better and learn to luv George W Bush as I do.

Edited for spelling.

[Ron Green]

19. Are you f***ing series?

:dunce:

[lies and propaganda]

21. great prez? or Greatest prez?

:rofl:

[Catherine Vincent]

22. Screw that.

I'm honest. I can't stand that bastard. :)

[MrCoffee]

23. see you in Gitmo.

save me a good cell, will ya?

[kestrel91316]

55. OMG!!! Shhhhhh!!!! He's gonna send you to the cornfield.....

[Stephanie]

24. We LOVE him! President-For-Life Bush, that's what I call him!

Because that's what he IS! At least in my heart, and I don't know, maybe, someday FOR REAL! I love that he is all-knowing and also all-powerful, and that he's granting himself new powers DAILY! He's like a super SUPERMAN, only he gets to make up his own rules. Like, Superman still had to obey the rule of gravity, for instance, but President-For-Life Bush has the power to just CHANGE THE RULE. So like, he wouldn't have to overcome gravity to fly like Superman, he could just issue a signing statement and eliminate gravity. Because the first rule of the George W. Bush Administration is that THERE ARE NO RULES.

Plus, he's so darn handsome. Swoon!



I know you're reading this, Mr. President-For-Life! Call me! :hi:

[Catherine Vincent]

28. Look at that picture! Where's his neck? Kind of remind me of this one:

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

42. OMG!! "Call me" That's it, you owe me a new keyboard.

OMG! OMG!:rofl: :spray: :spray: :spray: :patriot:

[razors edge]

25. There has been nothing going on here.

Nothing to see, move along, just good old fashioned joking around. And I'm sure george can take a joke right? If not, whats that saying again?

[sarge43]

26. Oh yeah, Georgie is the bestest guy whatever!1!1!

:hi: Agent Mike

(By the way, who did you piss off? Because really, monitoring DU? That's gotta be lousy duty)

[wryter2000]

30. Hey, I monitor DU for free

Agent Mike could have been assigned to freeperland. :scared:

[sarge43]

47. I'd like to feel sorry for Agent Mike, but ....

oh nevermind.

Hey wryter2000 got any good gossip? Things are a bit slow over in the Lounge.

[wryter2000]

100. Gossip?

I'll go check it out.

[tavalon]

56. Hell, Agent Mike is getting paid for what I and others spend hours

doing for free. I would call it sweet work.

[sarge43]

58. True

It has to be better than monitoring Freeperville aka Mordor aka Giedi Prime. Justing trying to translate the spelling and grammar must be a pain.

[wryter2000]

27. Love him?

I pray to him every night.

[Fly by night]

29. Love him like a rock.

One of my favorite posters at a protest said, "George W. Bush. Like a rock. Only dumber."

'Nuff said.

[Lilith Velkor]

83. Like Iraq

They *really* love him over there.

[rug]

31. May his life be as long as his virtue.

[patrick t. cakes]

32. i love george

so smart, verile and handsome.
id like to see more statues
and banners with his likeness
everywhere.:hi: :patriot:

[Sugar Smack]

62. Hes verile but he's also kind of like a cuddly kitten.

Plus he raised to standup daughter's. :hi:

[Philosoraptor]

64. he's out standing in his own feild

he's in a class by his self

[Sugar Smack]

73. GO USA!!!!

:cry: GO USA!!

[Doc_Technical]

33. Our Dear Leader George W. Bush

"George W. Bush is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've

ever known in my life."


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056218/

[Philosoraptor]

35. Isn't he lovely?

[Sugar Smack]

34. I seen the light. I seen it with my own to eyes.

:cry:

Mister President Bush is a good good man and a HARD HARD worker! And he eats ice cream with little kids whats not to love, and i wish all those people wuld get off out president's back. Cause no one but god truly undestands what being the decider is like except for our own dear persidanet.

Also I like the way he pats those poor bald peoples heads cause it's like he's comforting them, like its OK to be bald, cause your going to be blessed by THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, dear lord our fearless leader.!11!1

Plus I think he and Condi are just friends.

I pray and pray every night for our beloved President Bush for he is a real true believer and a decider and he needs our help so I pray to God to forgive us for out sins from not standing up and gracing our flag. He is my hero and a true champion of patriotism, and a father of wiseness.

[Philosoraptor]

37. he grajuated from Yail...!

[MrCoffee]

39. but he just got C's, like a good Merikan.

[Sugar Smack]

45. YEAH! Cause hes not a ELITIST like SOME people we know

Like he didnt want to be to show-offy. Cause hes just plane down to earth, like a salt of the earth kind of guy, I want to have a beer with him, you know? He's like a leader of the peple. Hes not some lattey drinker cause hes not snooty like that. Hey, dont you like the way he roll's his sleeves up and clears brush? I think thats real manly and down to earth of him.

[Sugar Smack]

41. See thats the thing is how people love to day hes dum

and SOME PEOPLE who's names I wrote down say hes dummer than their 5 year old kid, now thats just WRONG. He went to Yail and thats a fact and I truely love him because hes got a education.

[jhain]

36. No one thinks he is a hugh moran, either n/t

[Retired AF Dem]

38. Hear?

I cant here you. :)

[Philosoraptor]

40. hear or their, neither way

[sarge43]

48. No, no, no. Theyre damit. n/t

[warrens]

43. I love him like Danny Rolling

Danny may be a nicer person, but George wears nicer suits.

[valerief]

44. I drink with him all the time, cuz he's the kind of guy you can have

a drink with. Sometimes he talks to g_d for me, just like a Pope.

[Philosoraptor]

46. he's more my special friend than he is yours Valerief

I heard you say bad things about him and that makes you bad and I told George about you cause I love him the most.

[90-percent]

49. Some of my best friends

Some of my best friends are homocidal mass murdering sociopaths incapable of any empathy with the rest of the human race.

George is the kind of guy I'd like to have a beer with and then let murder my whole family.

-85% Jimmy

[valerief]

91. My eyes are welling up right now, because that's how I feel, too.

I even have 52 Support the Troops on the back of my Toyota SUV, one for each state in the union.

[valerief]

90. Yeah, but he loves me more, because he likes me to give him

*bad* talk. He's a bad boy. Ya know what I mean?

[Sugar Smack]

50. Also its like hes a comedian cause he's so funny!!!!!-

Like remember when he went around the oval offace and he did that looking for WMD's? I laughed so hard! Cause it was FUNNY! Wow, and I clapped to because hes got such a great sence of humor! And I like it when hes talking about awful things but he gets a smile on his face cause It really really gives me hope that everything'll be okay.

[Philosoraptor]

52. when he compliments reporter's suits, he charms my PANTS OFF

[Sugar Smack]

57. Oh I KNOW! Hes got such a great sence of style that if he ever

complimented ME I'd just FAINT, I rightly would. Cause its like he SEES stuff. You know? Its like if he like's your jacket your GOOD TO GO. Like I think thats why hes such a big hit with the ladie's. That Laura's sure a lucky woman.

*OK, now I'm just making myself sick*

[The Wielding Truth]

54. Oh yes, my family and I love him. He has given us everything we have

asked for, and a few extras. We have been so prosperous under his administration and enjoy the closer relations our country has enjoyed throughout the world. He has always taken the time to come to our aid whenever a crisis has occurred, and he stands by us against everyone else to defend our concerns.

Thank you so much.My brother,
Osoma bin Laden

P.S.
Exxon and Halliburton send there thanks and love,too!


Hello,NSS.
I love the USA. You have the right to express your opinions on the management of our Country.It seems that George W Bush has no desire or idea how to care for our people. Look at how fear has been used to bully
freedom of speech.

I can not, even in jest, bow to torture,lies,arrogance,and greed.We are watching the selling of the Democracy.
Remember the Constitution!
The Wielding Truth

[ArmchairMeme]

59. Luv the hummer he gives us when he talks to the people

I just starting clapping when he sad Peance Freeance. He allways make the laugh.

[Hubert Flottz]

60. I'm very fond of bush myself, I always was,

but I can't hardly stand to hear, or look, at that cowardly, lying, stealing, murdering, arrogant, self-serving, asshole neocon from Texas, who pretends to be some kind of born again Fuhrer, on my TV all the time! I hope the SOB lives to be 500 and gets every ache and pain that goes with that old age. I hope he lives a looooooong life and he dreams every single night of the young faces that are gone from this Earth forever, because of his criminal bullshit!

No, I can't even say I like the son of a bitch, even as a joke! But I hope he lives forever to regret his selfish, sick, arrogant, bullshit.

Agent Mike Hunt...if you're out there, I like bush, "Bring it on" and make mine the warm, moist, fuzzy kind! I'll be the big, fuzzy, democrat, vet, dancin' in the end zone!

[JuniperLea]

61. He's soooo freaking sexy!

I want to do him!


















Ouch... that hurt! Sorry, I can't play this game anymore...


:puke:

[Philosoraptor]

65. he's out standing in his own feild

he's in a class by his self

[JuniperLea]

78. A legend in his own mind... eom

[SeattleGirl]

63. I love to look on the internets and use The Google to read about

him and his wise words, and look at his really cool ranch. I can't get enough of him. When I hear him speak, my heart is filled with such patriotism, and it makes me know I am a good American!!!!! :patriot: And Mister President Bush is a godly man, and I worship him. O8)












Okay, that's all I can handle of this! :banghead:

[Sugar Smack]

67. LOL! I held out for a time

but I couldn't do it any more! :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

82. Your posts on this thread had me laughing out loud!

You have freeper-speak down pat! :hug:

[Sugar Smack]

85. Oh, YOU!!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Red Right and BLUE]

66. I love to get on The Google

and witness his many instances of stupidity. He's always good for a laugh.

[goforit]

68. God bless George and God bless America!!!

[dkofos]

69. Hope he come over for a beer some day

He has to bring the beer.

AND NOT THAT CHEAP WEASEL PISS YOU DRINK

[BlueStorm]

70. I met Georgie at a Playboy party..

He's really a wild guy and I just loooooovvvveee him.

He's a swell guy and anyone who thinks otherwise is UnAmerican.

:silly: :crazy: :crazy: :silly:

Blue

[Bake]

71. Nothin' but luv for ya, W!

Peace!

Bake

[Rocknrule]

72. Bush is King! Bush is God! Bush is the bestest prezident ever!

I'd sell my soul for Bush! I wish I could have his child, even though I'm a guy! I wish I could surgically attach my lips to his ass! I wish I could eat his shit for breakfast! Heil Bushler!

:puke: I feel so dirty saying that even in sarcasm

[BelgianMadCow]

74. I hear he reads children's boos very convincingly

not scaring any kids and all!!

:applause:

[Sugar Smack]

98. Wasn't that so cool the way he did that on Sept 11th?

Like, he acted like our nation WASN"T under attack so he wouldn't startle any little kids, and he acted like nothing was happening, and he just sat there and read about goats! Glad he's on our side!

:applause:

[lumberjack_jeff]

75. I, for one, want to welcome our alien overlords. n/t

[Philosoraptor]

77. Vote for Kodos to prevent a bloodbath!

[cassiepriam]

76. Bush is responsible for me finding God.

Really.

I get down on my knees and pray like hell since the day he was
"elected."

[KansDem]

79. I fell victim to his "charm offensive"

You know, the one Cokie Roberts talked about on NPR during Campaign2000.

I hope he gives me a nickname soon.

And I want to have a beer with him more than any other public figure.

[Philosoraptor]

80. he calls ME "Stretch"

[spanone]

81. George is Swell. Golly Gee. The Cats meow.

[Canuckistanian]

84. I prayed to Bush and he cured my cancer

No, wait, it was hemorrhoids...

[roamer65]

86. Bush is the greatest gift to the Dems since Herbert Hoover.

Long live the Bush Crime Family.

[smokey nj]

87. I think what I love best about him is the folksy way he talks.....

it's just soooooo endearing. :loveya:

[Philosoraptor]

92. he had me at 'aw shucks'

[Sugar Smack]

94. He had me at "nucular"

:loveya:

[ecstatic]

88. LOL, I get it! Love the Twilight Zone marathons too! nt

[Lisa]

89. That's a real good thing that you did, Mr. President!

It's such a good life here, with you being the decider and all! Everyone, let's all think good thoughts! (And don't think about the cornfield, I mean Guantanamo Bay. The people who were sent there did bad things, everybody knows that. They did not deserve to be with such a good man as George W. Bush.)

Yes! Isn't it such a relief to know that such a good man has his finger on The Button. And has the FBI and CIA at his beck and call, and can issue a signing statement any time he wants, to do whatever he likes. That's a real good thing!

[Philosoraptor]

93. he's such a good boy, that's why we all love him right?

[leeroysphitz]

95. It's GOOD that you made that awful thing...

[Philosoraptor]

96. I LIKE george's wars, they are so, so very good, like george

and that awful thing dick cheney, that's real good.

[Amonester]

97. Yeeeee! An I soho LUV Jeff Gannon 2!!1!!1

Long live our revolutionary profiteering-AWOL king!!

I soho adore him, I can't get my eyes away from this cool animation of him:
He sure knows how to torture without really having to do the torturing himself!!

[TexasLawyer]

99. It's not just that WE love Bush

Bush loves US! The sacred heart of Bush will annoint us with His glory.