Caption this fool...

[Crankie Avalon]

"Bye-bye, last sliver of my dignity..."

[MuseRider]

1. He had dignity?

LOL, sorry.

[saltpoint]

3. LOL! Don't be sorry. That is a great line.

[AndyA]

6. If Bush ever had any dignity at all...

...it was stolen from someone else. :rofl:

[MuseRider]

10. Ha Ha

good!

[saltpoint]

2. (I think the president's just leaving to go to his Posture Support Group.)

[ginnyinWI]

5. "What hump?" n/t

[saltpoint]

9. ! : )

[MuseRider]

12. GOOD!

Love it!

[BushOut06]

4. Okay, who photoshopped *'s head on Ahnuld's body?

n/t

[ginnyinWI]

7. "if I could only get both hands up, I could do Nixon!" n/t

[Mark E. Smith]

8. Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

Ding ding ding ding.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

11. STAY, CONDI!! Staaaaaay... staaaaaaaaaay

good girl.

[Beelzebud]

13. And I just insert it like this into the horses ass?

[no_hypocrisy]

14. I created you!! You must obey me! Back! Back, I say!!!! Igor, help!!!

[pwb]

15. stay away jesus...!!!!!

[AlCzervik]

16. "I have 6 things to say"

[Drum]

19. lol!

[Drum]

17. "I am not a crook.

Now, I'm off to Paraguay...fare thee well."

[Ferret Annica]

18. "Wanna see me do a turtle imitation and pull my head into my shell?"

[acmavm]

20. "Hey, give me back my neck. It hurts to have my head shoved

up my ass without my neck."

[shain from kane]

21. "I vant to drink your blood."

[Auggie]

22. "Live long and prosper, asshole."

[Straight Shooter]

23. Back off, Laura, the Abramoff coat is mine, all mine!

[rhiannon55]

24. "Oh no, I'm melting!

The first thing to go was my neck! It was here a minute ago...Ack!!! Condi, help meee!"

[DoYouEverWonder]

25. He looks like a kid

from the short bus getting home from school.

Mommy, mommy, I did good today, I didn't wet myself.

[Lautremont]

26. "Taxi!... damn. Oh, here comes another one. Taxi! Damn!

What am I, black?"

[Sydnie]

27. The Anti-Columbo

No intellectual curiosity, no search for the truth, no plan. The incredibly shrinking President.

Apologies to Peter Falk.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

28. "How Does Cheney Do That Electricity From The Fingertips Thing. Lemme Try"

"Readyyyyyyy.....Go!" "Damn, Didn't work." "Readyyyyyyyy.....Go!" "Damn, no bolts yet. One more time" "Readyyyyyyyy....Go!"

[skip fox]

29. W. is thinking, "Dumb Democrates. They're certain of taking over the house.

Hell. Those polls don't make a bit of sense. Either they will win 15 seats of more OR they won't. It's 50-50. Any fool knows that!"