So, did you hear that Candy Crowley is FAT? And UGLY?

[Bunny]

I wasn't sure if the message had gotten through yet. I mean, there's only five Candy threads on the first page of GD. I don't think a single one of them fails to mention her appearance, but you can never be too sure. This has been your public service message for today. :eyes:

[AndyA]

1. You know, I guess I never really thought about it before, but you're right.

If she gets any bigger, she'll only fit on W I D E S C R E E N sets! :rofl:

[filer]

2. Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot!

Just figured this page could use some balance.

[rzemanfl]

3. I hear Candy and Rush are going to do a porno film together

and use it to torture the "enemy combatants" at Gitmo. This is contingent on Rush getting enough viagra and enough flour to dust Candy and locate the wet spot.

[w8liftinglady]

8. OK-that made me laugh...

[rzemanfl]

15. Combining Rush, viagra and the punch line of an old joke about

ultra plus size women is pretty much a guarantee of a laugh.

[Elidor]

13. omg you didn't!

:rofl:

[rzemanfl]

16. Heard it direct from the "porno guy" in the RNC anti-Ford ad.

There will be a trailer for the "call me" chick's new skin flick in it too.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

4. This is wrong...

[partylessinOhio]

5. Did you notice that Katie Couric looks awful tonight.

The face, the fierce look, the hair is flat and stringy, the white blouse is too tight and one collar point is folding inward. She should fire her stylist and her plastic surgeon.

[Bluebear]

9. Who is doing her eye makeup, a racoon?

Is this supposed to be some "gravitas" makeover?

[TroglodyteScholar]

6. A breath of fresh air...

First, I'll say that I'm a guy. Now on to the point.

I was actually pleased the first time I saw Crowley on the TV. Not because I like big girls...and not because I like her as a person. I was pleased because a news channel finally got the BALLS to have a female presenter who couldn't also make a living as a model. How can open-minded and sensitive lefties talk shit about this woman's looks? Aren't we the same people who always criticize the unrealistic portrayal of females (aka sextoys) in media? Isn't nice to have a face on TV that looks even remotely like one you might see at the grocery store?

I'm all for firing all the news models (male, female, and robot) and replacing them with real people.

[TahitiNut]

7. Beauty is only skin deep

... but Candy's ugliness goes clear to the bone.

[Debi]

10. Fat AND Ugly? Oh MY

:blush:

The poor dear...


:eyes:

[elocs]

11. I think the message of the OP went over a lot of peoples' heads. n/t

[Bunny]

14. Shhh - don't tell them that!

It interferes with their fun. :eyes:

[Debi]

18. Um, I thought I got it.

Maybe I wasn't clever enough? :shrug:

[Bunny]

20. You did. A few others did too.

Some did not, and that was pretty predictable.

[Debi]

23. Yea!! I AM clever

(I'm also overweight and not the prettiest in the class but I'm not so bothered by it) :shrug:

[Sugar Smack]

21. .

:loveya:

[Bunny]

22. .

;)

[AlCzervik]

12. there are so many things to criticize about her that are not appearance

related.

[WinkyDink]

17. I 'm Medieval that way: the outside reflects the inner self.

The Republicans are all Pardoners and Summoners.

[Catherine Vincent]

19. I just saw her introduction to her show tonight titled "Two Left Feet"

I don't know if she is fat and ugly but she is definitely a BITCH.

[UTUSN]

24. The other day I was flamed by two DUers objecting to a "fat" joke I never made

I've been calling Matt PUDGE "Matt PUDGE" for a year or two. The association of "pudge" (a word that does not exist) with WEIGHT ********NEVER******* crossed my mind. Yet the original person who was VOCIFEROUS in objecting appartently thought "PUDGE" is related to or derived from "pudgy." Yet here is a whole thread on the same theme as my flamers swimming right along.