Help with an ad

[Jackson4Gore]

Guys, I need help with an ad our local party may ran. I want this ad to reflect Republican values. They are always questioning our values, and now it is time we expose their values.

I want the ad to say something like this.

Values Republicans Stand For:

1) Lying to get us into war
2) Running up huge deficits to be placed on future generations.

....

Help me think up a list of good Republican values like the ones I listed above.

We need to show everyone what the Republicans really stand for and then ask voters are you ready for change?

Thanks for any help!

[northzax]

1. don't forget the number one republican value:

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT"

[Vexatious Ape]

2. How about:

Cells on a petri dish, no bigger then a period at the end of this sentence (blastocyst)are of higher value in the Republican party then a fully developed human. Shock and awe in Baghdad? No problem. Stem cells under a freaking microscope? Murder.

[NanceGreggs]

3. Here's my personal favourite ...

Values Republicans Stand For:

* "Supporting the Troops" by gutting their benefits and pensions, and voting AGAINST funding for body armour

[Parisle]

4. The basic underlying value & belief system of the GOP,....

.... may be expressed as the "Law Of The Jungle," ... might makes right,.. and the concentration of wealth, power and governmental control into ever fewer hands. Everything else they say, do or think may be traced back to this one outlook.

[Bluebear]

5. 'Lying to get us into war' doesn't seem to bother GOP voters

That's why the sex scandal of Mark Foley worked on these dunderheads.

[ms liberty]

6. The rich are being rewarded by Jesus, the poor are being punished...

That is the core belief among the Republicult. If you're poor, it's because you deserve it. What did you do to make you poor? If you're rich, the question changes to how much do you appreciate Jesus rewarding you for your faith?

I don't know if that helps any, but it's what came to mind first!