NYT: Man Accused of Having Relations With Dog

[kskiska]

TACOMA, Wash. (AP) -- A man accused of having sex with the family dog has been charged under the state's new animal cruelty law, which makes bestiality a felony, a prosecutor said.

Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, of nearby Spanaway, pleaded not guilty Thursday to one count of first-degree animal cruelty in Pierce County Superior Court.

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McPhail's wife told investigators that she found her husband on their back porch Wednesday night having intercourse with their 4-year-old female pit bull terrier, the Pierce County sheriff's office report said. The dog was squealing and crying, according to charging papers.

The woman took photos with her cell phone and called the sheriff's office.

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http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-Bestiality-Charge.html

[Cocoa]

1. another pit bull thread

:popcorn:

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

2. So, which district is he a congressman for?

[OnionPatch]

8. omg

:spray:

[Strawman]

26. But he received a nude massage from a Great Dane when he was young

That will be his excuse.

[buddysmellgood]

3. The dog is a republican.

[Thickasabrick]

4. What could possibly drive a person to do something like this?

[Warren DeMontague]

16. The idea that gay marriage might be legalized.

Just ask Senator Cornyn.

Oh, except it was turtle fucking. But, same difference.

[tularetom]

5. Rick santorum was right

see, we looked the other way at gays and here's a guy screwin the pooch. Of course * has been doing that for 6 years and nobody said dick.

[Mojambo]

6. "I did not have relations with that canine." n/t

[amitten]

7. Why would men look at animals and think, "I wanna tap that"???

Who ARE these people...?

:wtf:

[survivor999]

11. Oh, c'mon, let's not be bigoted puritans!

:)

[EST]

9. Pit bull terrier bitch.

Gotta assume it was consensual. No way in hell it could have been rape.

[jazzjunkysue]

10. You can have sex with a dog? Do you buy it a steak dinner, first? Diamond?

Promise to take her to the prom? Promise to leave your wife for her?

Or do you just buy her roses and bad-mouth her mother?

How do you "have sex" with a dog?

[WCGreen]

Kibble 'n Bits... Kibble s 'n Bits.... I'm gonna get me some

Kibbles 'n Bits....

[Nolo_Contendre]

12. Sounds like marital inFIDOlity

How unhappy does a husband have to be with his wife that he chooses instead to have relations with Fido on the back porch?

[EST]

15. Has anyone seen his wife?!

He has to be a republican. Maybe he found out his wife was a liberal.

[jazzjunkysue]

19. These are the choices? Ever thought of therapy, or divorce?

The only option in an unhappy marriage is jumping the terrier?

[nevergiveup]

13. McPhail's wife

had informed Hastert's office many months ago and of course he is denying any knowledge. Michael McPhail has admitted himself to an alcoholic treatment center and is claiming that as a child he was licked in the privates by a German Shepherd. Being silly, sorry.

[talk hard]

14. sick fuck

hope the dog's ok

[sce56]

17. Bet he was a RePervertican

October 17, 2006,Will be remembered as the Enabling day of the 21st Century!
"The government will make use of these powers only insofar as they are essential for carrying out vitally necessary measures..."
~Adolf Hitler, March 23, 1933, before the German Parliament (Reichstag) as he urged them to pass his "Enabling Act"


Got Fascism Yet?


http://www.georgewalkerbush.net/bush-nazilinkconfirmed.htm

[Chomp]

18. Hasn't everyone screwed a few dogs in their time? nt

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

20. You know what kills me?

I am considered a weirdo in my little town because I have a ponytail, I do websites and am poor.

I don't screw animals, I don't mess with kids and I have never been accused(much less convicted) of a crime or corruption. I'm essentially terminally boring.

People are doing seriously weird shit, all around me, and I'm the weirdo. Sheesh. :shrug:

[Nolo_Contendre]

21. You wear a ponytail

Of course intolerant conformist closeted people think you are weird.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

22. I read somewhere that it wasn't uncommon for men who tended

sheep for weeks at a time way out on distant mountain sides to do the same thing. Apparently female sheep have similar anatomies as human females. Gross and disgusting, but I guess not that uncommon in some places. My opinion on that is just...EWE.......

[Historic NY]

23. Ricky "man on dog".............

[Ferret Annica]

24. I see a future GOP star in all this.

In faxct, they might already be contacting this guy to see if he wants to run for Congress. They always like those, "you scratch my belly and I'll rub yours' sort of guys in the House.

Not only that, no dogs as interns, they are safe from him causing problems there.

[truebrit71]

25. Santorum?

:evilgrin:

[frogcycle]

27. OK, the grossness and wierdness of this aside,

what kind of idiot decides to do this on the back porch where his WIFE can discover him?

[radwriter0555]

28. I never cease to be amazed at what men will do for sex... they'll risk

their LIVES just to stick their dick in something for a few moments of sexual satisfaction..

WTF IS that? Dogs, babies, children, animals.. I've always said "men will fuck mud..."

I consider this attribute to really exemplify how weak some men really are. They simply cannot place their own lives ahead of the need for a moment's sexual gratification.

I really, really don't GET it.

[Occulus]

30. It's a biological imperative

You could as easily reference blow-up dolls or hot pumpkins. "THAT goes THERE" is the imperative.

"THERE" being, anywhere that works. If women had an appendage like the penis, they'd behave in a similar fashion.

(Oh come on. Cucumbers? Zucchini? Bueller?)

[radwriter0555]

33. Well I agree with the male imperitive, but I don't agree with your

statement that women would do the same thing. If that were true, we'd be obsessed with putting anything and everything into our own genital orifices. As it stands women typically do that at the behest of males for the male's amusement and... whatever else one might call it. Suffice it to say that while women may capitalize on such actions, they do it for their own pleasure far less often than doing it for the guys who enjoy seeing such strange behavior.

The sex drives are completely different in men and women.... the motivational wiring is completely and totally different between the two.

I'd have thought that humans would be more evolved by now.

[Crunchy Frog]

29. Pity that the dog didn't bite "it" off.

I would think a pit bull end his future reproductive prospects pretty effectively.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. Unfortunately, in this case, the pit bull showed the true nice and

faithful personality of it's breed. They're unfortunatly a scapegoat breed and abused to become "dangerous" dogs.

[JI7]

32. i thought this was going to be about Rick Santorum