Nuclear Device Destroys Crawford, Texas (a little satire)

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Nuclear Device Destroys Crawford, Texas

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News Editor
Waco, Texas, May 27, 2008

A nuclear detonation reduced most of Crawford, Texas to rubble yesterday morning, a spokesman for the Department of Homeland Security's KABUM Dept., who were last to the scene, said today. While details are still sketchy, a timeline described by security personnel as "accurate enough for the mainstream media" and outlining the events that led to the tragic detonation has been developed based on unconfirmed reports from clandestine security officers. The timeline follows:

May 12

07:53 hours: A routine inspection of "Muslim-looking" passengers on Delta Flight 2259 from Sioux City, Iowa to Biloxi, Mississippi reveals a potentially dangerous criminal suspect. The suspect, Abby M. Samiblub, is found to have a name the letters of which can be rearranged to misspell Abu Ayyub al-Masri, a dangerous international terrorist suspected of leading Al Qaeda operations in Iraq. The potential linkage is flagged by the Department of Homeland Security's automatic high-tech Terrorist Anagram Finder (FAT).

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1. Good old Ion Zwitter.

He's got his positives and his negatives.