In my Junk Mail folder: An email from George W. Bush

[RobertSeattle]

Dear Robert ,

In 2004, you were part of a historic nationwide organization that propelled my campaign to victory. Together we delivered a clear message to the American people about the need to keep our Nation safe and secure, the need to keep our taxes low to continue creating jobs.

http://www.GOP.com/72hour

That message proved successful because you delivered it to your neighbors, co-workers, friends and family. This year, I am asking for your help once more. An important decision will be made this Fall - whether our agenda of hope and optimism continues, or whether the Democrats take control of the House and Senate.

The help you gave my campaign in 2004 was invaluable, and I am asking you to go to work again this Fall for your Republican congressional candidates. Time is short--Election Day is under one month away, and in many places people are about to vote early or via absentee. We must do the important work of grassroots campaigning if we are to maintain a Republican majority in 2006.

http://www.GOP.com/72hour

For nearly six years, I have worked with the Republicans in Congress to protect Americans by strengthening our homeland security and pursuing terrorists where they live. Together, with a Republican majority, we passed tax relief that spurred unprecedented growth and now need to make that relief permanent. And, working with Republican leaders in the Senate, we confirmed two extremely qualified Supreme Court Justices who faithfully interpret the Constitution instead of legislating from the bench.

I plan to continue this agenda for two more years, but I need a Republican majority in Congress to continue the progress we have made. Without it, you can bet that our political opponents will do all they can to roll back important tools like the PATRIOT Act, to raise your taxes, and stop me from appointing conservative judges to the Federal bench.

http://www.GOP.com/72hour

Thank you for what you did to return me to the White House in 2004. I hope you will put your talents to work for Republican congressional candidates in Washington this year. The consequences of not succeeding this fall are dire for our agenda for America.

Sincerely,


George W. Bush

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Aha! So you're the one who made him president! You bastard!

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

:rofl:

So many fucking code words in that letter: "interpreting the Constitution", "legislating from the bench", "tax relief", "roll back"...

[RobertSeattle]

4. What, you didn't sign up to help the RNC GOTV effort?

:evilgrin:

http://www.gop.com/72hour/

Let's see

First Name: Ima
Last Name: Edeott

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. But most telling about the piece of shit's criminal assholery is this line

The consequences of not succeeding this fall are dire for our agenda for America.

Yep - that's right. Not dire for America. Dire for OUR AGENDA for America.

If republicans don't win this election, OUR AGENDA is fucked. Not America - because our agenda is, in fact, to fuck America into the ground - but OUR AGENDA will be fucked.

What a bunch of fucking criminal traitorous asswipe shitbag fucks.

[Sad4world]

3. Thanks sucker

is how it should have ended.