Guy At Work Just Told Me O'Reilly Is A 'Fair-Minded Liberal' WTF???

[matcom]

really. just told me that O'Reilly is pro-gay rights, woman-rights, minority rights. said he is a 'Fair Minded Liberal' and as a Conservative, he is about the only 'Liberal' he can watch.

said he has learned a lot from old 'Liberal Bill'

*slams face into desk*

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[Fleshdancer]

1. falafel rights maybe, but women's rights? LOLOLOLOL

Tell your co-worker to lay of the oxycotin.

[ceile]

2. Dang crack smokers.

Why can't they just put the pipe down?

[MrCoffee]

3. matcom, you're slamming the wrong face into the desk.

[Richardo]

8. .

:thumbsup:

[ProfessorGAC]

41. Good One, Coffee!

That was funny!
The Professor

[Hugin]

4. Anyone in the media is a 'librul'...

as I understand it.

Also, anyone with over a 5th grade education... Damnedable Akedemic Librul Commies.

[Warpy]

5. This level of dumbfuckery indicates

somebody for whom Pox News is liberal because ALL news is liberal.

Closer examination might find he gets the "real" news from CBN and ranters on right wing hate radio.

He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep, awaken him.
He who knows and knows that he knows is wise, follow him.
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a child, teach him.
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool, shun him.*

Shun him.


*Arabic proverb, first two and last two lines transposed.

[Syncronaut Seven]

28. Read the last two lines again

Me thinks you may have made a transcription error. Otherwise, It's beautiful.

[Warpy]

39. Dang, line #3 should have been

He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a child, teach him.

Lo siento.

[Broadslidin]

6. Mere Human Beings, Imperfect and Subective.......

Incapable of the Uniform Standards
of a Machine.... :hide:

[FormerDittoHead]

7. Loofa Bill's "narrative" is "middle of the road" / "no spin zone", etc...

I have a friend as well, who watches him as he thinks he's entertaining yet balanced.

I believe the word is "insidious"...

[EFerrari]

9. Where do you work, at the American Enterprise Institute?

lol

[Nickster]

24. BWWAHHAHAAAA! LMAO! n/t

[cboy4]

10. Does your co-worker understand that FAUX does not allow "liberals"

to work for it's GOP propaganda machine?

Therefore, HTF could O'Lielly be a liberal? :wtf:

He would have been fired long ago, even if he initially had found a way to slip through the cracks.

FYI....that spineless little snake Alan Colmes does not qualify as a liberal, which is why they keep him.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

11. When did you start working in a...

mental institution? ;-)

[spanone]

12. Your co-worker is just a bit to the right of Hitler.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Last night, leaving the hospital with my son, there was a car parked

in the parking lot with an "I trust Fox News" bumper sticker on it.

I was cracking up so badly, my son thought I was gonna puke.

I did put a flyer on his car for a Jim Webb rally, however, and wrote on the back

:Since you think Fox News is trustworthy, you won't want to come to hear a REAL candidate who won't screw over 1/2 the population along with 99% of the world:

[Hugin]

17. Seriously, I *need* one of those bumper stickers!

:rofl:

It would cheer those around me so much!

[SammyWinstonJack]

14. Who told him that? Because a thinking person wouldn't come to

that "conclusion" on his own.

[tanyev]

15. Hey, does he know about Condi swearing in the new AIDS

ambassador and referring to his partner's mother as his mother-in-law? That must make Condi one of them evil libruls, too.

[deutsey]

16. Liberals have done a piss-poor job of defining/defending themselves...

over the past 10-15 years, so this doesn't surprise me, unfortunately.

[Andrea]

18. Maybe he is mixed up

Maybe he is talking about Jack O'Reilly who works in accounting? :-)

[progdonkey]

19. minority and women's rights?

re: minorities, classic one via FAIR:

A transcript of the show demonstrates O'Reilly's highly imaginative memory. Here's how the interview really went: In support of his proposal to militarize U.S. borders, O'Reilly remarked, "We'd save lives because Mexican wetbacks, whatever you want to call them, the coyotes--they're not going to do what they're doing now, all right, so people aren't going to die in the desert."

http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=1147

re: Women, from Media Matters just yesterday:

Summary: On his radio show, Bill O'Reilly falsely claimed that it "is never the case" that a "mother's life is in danger" during pregnancy because "you can always have a C-section and do those kinds of things." In fact, several potential pregnancy complications, such as an ectopic pregnancy, which is "the leading cause of pregnancy-related deaths in the first trimester" or preeclampsia, which "affect(s) up to one in seven pregnant women" can threaten the life of a pregnant woman.

http://mediamatters.org/items/200610160007

Edit: fixed text formatting and added links

[Kookaburra]

20. He's yankin' your chain

Joke along with him.

[Temporary1]

21. Is your co-worker a Nazi?

Just asking.

[YOY]

22. Sounds like your coworker is a fucking idiot

Sorry Matcom, I've got one too.

Mine doesn't like the Nazi label, but sounds like a goosestepper every time something political comes up.

[Catherine Vincent]

23. Did you bother to correct that idiot?

[soothsayer]

25. He's kind of a libertarian actually. He's not a strict conservative.

[Downtown Hound]

32. No, he's not

A Libertarian opposes the drug war, strongly opposes the attack on our civil liberties that this administration has been doing, and opposes foreign intervention. O'Reilly is a Bush-loving Republican on every major issue except for two. He opposes the death penalty and he hates SUV's. That's it. He only claims to be an independent to confuse the morons that Fox News isn't a Republican propaganda machine. But if you look at O'Reilly's stance on the issues, he's Republican on 99% of them.

[Beelzebud]

38. Yeah, just ask him, he'll tell you!

:eyes:

[rurallib]

26. So how does this guy dress? Like a Puritan or has he progressed

to a librul 1890s style?

[Gato Moteado]

27. you work with idiots

i'd get a new job if i were you.

[WilliamPitt]

29. When did you start working in a mental institution?

[tabasco]

30. Wow, that guy is really stupid.

Idiots like him will be the doom of this Nation.

[sakabatou]

31. The stupid is strong in this one

[lukasahero]

42. One new keyboard: $25

The best :spray: you've had all day: priceless.

Thanks for the laugh.

[Cha]

33. What all did he "learn"? ..that

George Soros is the Boogabear of the Century?

That bo is an asswipe for the bushits?

That bo is a hypocritical hatemonger who actually hates Liberals?

I hope you set him straight.

[Iris]

34. Perhaps he should call Bill's show and say that to him.

[Sensitivity]

35. Well, he says he is "Fair and Ballanced" -- must be so!

[Rob H.]

36. They have drug testing at your place of employment?

I'm thinkin' this guy is drunk, or stoned, or both.

[zbdent]

37. Demand his sources ...

demand proof!

If the situation were reversed, he'd demand 3000 forms of notarized proof, and then he'd be skeptical ...

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

40. And you live in Boston. Imagine that conversation here in TX.

[ecstatic]

43. he's a lost cause. never talk politics with him again

it would be a total waste of time, not to mention, your job would be in jeopardy if a fight ensued!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

44. A fair question to ask people who say things like this is: If Bill is a

LIBERAL, then who, pray tell, would qualify as conservative, or right wing?