A recent post by a DUer about *'s screwups made me think of the old joke:

[FSogol]

Q. How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Hey, let's go ride bikes.

I never realized it before, but does that apply to anyone better than *?

Q. What should we do about (fill in the blank)?
*. Hey, let's go ride bikes.

[SlipperySlope]

1. Followup

Q: Well Mr Bush, you threw half your bikes over a cliff, and then you rode the other half over broken glass and they all have flat tires. I guess that means no bike riding for you.
A: This lack of is bikes is unacceptable, unacceptable I say. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go ride a bike.

huh?

[FSogol]

2. LOL, Poppy and his Prince Bandar will get him a new bike!

And a shiny new seat on the Carlyle Board when no one else likes him.