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Mon Oct-16-06 02:34 PM
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People Who Should Not Be Teachers.

Edited on Mon Oct-16-06 02:37 PM by Bornaginhooligan

1. Muslim women.

As an American, muslims scare the hell out of me. Just imagine how they must scare school children. A simple extension of that logic would mean that the hundreds of millions of children in the muslim community must be absolutely terrified. They must be completely illiterate too, since women can't teach if they're wearing veils. Don't forget the slippery slope, if we let Muslim women teach, soon they'll be letting witches and bikini girls teach too. And of course, there's the security issue. Perhaps a dangerous individual, maybe a homicide bomber, could use the veil as a disguise and sneak into the school. Irregardless of their actual ability to teach, the real issue is what the children would be learning. Surely such persons would teach dangerous and unsavory ideas.

2. Catholic women.

Here again, we're presented with the inability to teach. Communication is an important part of learning, and how can they be expected to communicate if their ears are covered? And how can they supervise recess if it's a windy day? And again- security. How do we know these aren't dangerous criminals disguised as nuns? Answer: we don't. Furthermore, surely such persons would teach some very dangerous and unsavory ideas.

3. Deaf people.

Communication is an important part of learning. How do you expect students to be able to communicate with deaf teachers? What about the slippery slope? If we let deaf people teach, what about people who can't walk? Surely such people would teach some very dangerous and unsavory ideas about equal access.

4. Black men.

As an American, there's nothing that scares me more than muslims then black men. How do we know that the black man who walks into the classroom is the teacher? Don't they all look the same? How are they going to communicate with the children with all that jive talk? Surely such people would teach some very dangerous and unsavory ideas about regrettable supreme court decisions.

5. Homosexuals.

If ever there were slippery slopes, it would be with the homosexuals. Do you really want these people teaching your children all sorts of dangerous and unsavory ideas? I sure don't.

6. Dangerous NYC liberals.

Now these are the people with dangerous and unsavory ideas! Fortunately, this one was fired for giving Langston Hughes literature to his students. Do you know who Langston Hughes was? He was a communist with very unsavory ideas about black teachers.

7. Nerds.

Teaching is about communication. And who has the worst social skills around? Nerds. Furthermore, they'll teach our children about dangerous and unsavory ideas such as evolution, geology, astronomy and mathematics.

8. People with too much facial hair.

How can you communicated with someone who keeps half of their face covered? Obviously, anybody with a fake beard could just sneak into the school where this customer teaches. Obviously some dangerous and unsavory ideas being taught here.

Yes folks, those are the people who shouldn't be teachers. If we want to do our children a favor, we should make sure are children are white, protestant, heterosexuals with proper haircuts and most importantly they should be normal:

Next up: What sort of children should be allowed into the classroom.