Tony Snow says George Buxh is so smart......

[JohnnyRingo]

“He reminds me of one of those guys at the gym who plays about 40 chessboards at once.”



http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/16/us/politics/16snow.html?_r=1&hp&ex=1160971200&en=2be77d6bb2fdf3d6&ei=5094&partner=homepage&oref=slogin

Tony Snow is taking his one-man comedy troope on the road, performing before paid audiences to raise money for Republican attack ads.

[TomInTib]

1. I was about to turn off my computer for the night.

And now I am bouncing off the walls.

I had absolutely no idea that our fearless leader could play 40 'boards at once.

I will sleep much better, tonight.

[Lautremont]

2. Those guys who play about 40 chessboards at once

on the 30th of February.

[papau]

16. LOL - "one of those guys at the gym"- I doubt Tony has ever seen a game &

I really doubt experts at chess demonstrate their ability at gyms.

LOL!

[Downtown Hound]

3. Probably because no one explained to him that the game

is only played on one. But Bush got a look at all those pretty horses and castles and kings and things and decided play with them all. Whee!

[Lasher]

5. Not the horsies. He's afraid of them.

:scared:

[Downtown Hound]

7. I know, but I think he understands that the horsies

on the board aren't real, like the pictures of the goats in that book he read one time.

[katinmn]

11. you mean since he tried to milk a stallion?

according to his wife

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

19. No.. chess masters will have "simultaneous" exhibitions, where the one

master will walk from board to board, making his move on each one, while the numerous opponents have plenty of time to consider their moves.

I don't think too many are doing this at gyms though.

[Downtown Hound]

21. I know this, just a little joke on my part.

[arewenotdemo]

25. funny...that dude's playing a lotta WHITE

shouldn't he be playing black?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

26. No, the master doing the simul generally gets the advantage of white.

It's the least they can get considering the huge time disadvantage they face in each match.

[Lasher]

4. I think Snowjob's the slimiest press secretary ever.

And no wonder he got good experience at it with faux snooze.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

24. Ahem. It's "snowflake", not "Snowjob".

[TahitiNut]

6. Gym? No. Gymboree. Checkers is played on a chessboard.

:shrug:

[Marr]

8. He sounds like a used car salesman.

That really is hilarious. The whole crew is moronic.

[Gogi]

9. Tony Snow is the perfect press secretary for *.

They're both on the same intellectual level: imbecile.

[izzie]

14. No but they can both smell money. And in their pocket.

Don't you love real greed?

[GreenTea]

10. Snow Job knows his limitations....

[Eurobabe]

12. Memo to Tony: last gym I checked had no chessboards

What fucking club do YOU belong to?

[truthisfreedom]

13. even the furthest-right wingers laugh at tony behind his back.

tony is the consummate suckup know-nothing cock-lapping anus-smoocher.

pardon my french.

[tanyev]

15. Just because you move the horsey to a different square

doesn't mean you're playing chess.

[Hubert Flottz]

17. That just proves what an idiot Tony Snow is...

[JohnnyRingo]

18. Very True

Perhaps more accurately, how stupid and gullible people who pay $175 per plate at a GOP fundraiser can be.

[Fleshdancer]

20. sounds like DC has some weird gyms

:wtf:

Snow seems to be exhibiting signs of oxycotin abuse

[samplegirl]

22. Who's he playing against?

The intellects of the gym like Rocky Balboa and the dodge ball team? :freak:

[Proud2BAmurkin]

23. LOL yup...that's about Idiot's speed. Thinks a gym is for chess

:rofl: