If you could send an envelope or small box to shrubsie with one nonharmful

[Lautremont]

substance inside, what would you fill the envelope or small box with? Note I said nonharmful, now. But unpleasant is all right.

[Straight Shooter]

1. A big salty pretzel.

I believe that is classified as nonharmful. :7

[Oceansaway]

2. dog shit....n/t

[sce56]

4. Hey we want to starve him don't send something he might eat!

[Donnachaidh]

5. George Bush walks into a bar with a pile of dog poop in his hand

He grins at the bartender and says -

"Look what I almost stepped in"

:eyeroll:

[stonecoldsober]

3. a beautifully embossed personal invitation to go CHENEY himself

[Mr_Spock]

6. Just a nip of liquor

& some cocaine.

[gordianot]

7. An empty box, representing his lack of conscience, morality, empty head.

[photogirl12]

8. Sending a skunk might be fun

You can see the news coverage on that one with the disorganized evacuation of the WH!

[Nite Owl]

11. Good thinking

photogirl

and welcome to DU!:hi:

[photogirl12]

13. Thank you Nite Owl

(who is sitting across the room from me):hi:

[Nite Owl]

9. A subpoena

to sit in front of the Judiciary committee with John Conyers as chair.

[darkmaestro019]

10. Psilocybin mushrooms.

Perhaps they could make it clear to him what he is and what the universe is.

[Swamp Rat]

12. A birthday card

:D

[BlueStorm]

19. Swamp Rat, once again I must tell you how much

I love your graphics. I don't know what programs you use but you sure have a very creative mind.

BTW I am taking this image and using it as a wallpaper!!! :hi:

Blue

[Swamp Rat]

24. Thanks

:hi:

[BlueStorm]

25. You're welcome, BTW where did you get your fleur-de-lis avatar?

I would like to get one for my wallpaper as well.

Blue

[Swamp Rat]

27. I made it

I don't have a large version of it, but I made this for you instead: :)

[brook]

14. A pink slip.

as in "You're fired".

[madmusic]

26. Here's Rove's

[rosesaylavee]

15. Box listing contents of 9

pieces of chocolate - but actual contents being 8 live spiders. He will find all eight but will worry that there is another one he missed somewhere around...

Kinda hate to do that to innocent little creatures...

[Arugula Latte]

16. A time machine.

With explicity instructions to set it to the night he was conceived. Only this time, Babs gets a headache and avoids spawning the scourge of the Earth ...

[brettdale]

17. Not a substance

But a picture of every US Troop that has died, and a picture of every Iraqi Civilian that has died.

[populistdriven]

18. 1 mirror with a note sharpied onto it

As you look into this mirror see your reflection, look for a long moment into the eyes of a mass murderer the likes of which this Earth has not seen for 50 years, do the honorable thing and break the mirror

[hsher]

20. A photograph of a very seriously wounded Iraqi child. And...

A copy of the Constitution and Bill of Rights of the United States of America.

[Cleita]

21. I would put a small handwritten note in it that said:

"Do your country a favor. Admit you have been wrong about everything and resign for the good of your country."

[PerfectSage]

22. A statue of * made of shit

I'd make the statue of of shit, because it's important to choose a medium that best represents the attributes and qualities of *.

[spacelady]

23. Monogrammed "Little Lord Pissy Pants" Depends Undergarments.

[Rocknrule]

28. A bottle of Jack spiked with laxative, just before a big speech

To quote Van Wilder:

W: I am the shit!
Me: You will be

[unhappycamper]

29. Locking.

This is a poor subject for speculation on this discussion board.