Jeez is ken mehlman in rehab with foley or somethin'? 3 weeks absent

[Philosoraptor]

I haven't heard peep one from ken melhman or mark foley, foley I can understand, he's hiding out and is now a social pariah, but ken is the chairman of the republican national committee for christ's sake, he's ALWAYS out there spouting nazi bullshit on t.v. talking a hundred miles an hour, where the heck is he?

He's the official spokesman is he not? This is his function is it not, to go on the t.v. machine and lie when trouble arises? Is he even alive? Is he taking an extended vacation in the middle of the worst crisis of the bush years?

Is he in fact an alcoholic who was abused in his youth by a rabbi and does his lawyer want us to know that he is a gay man and that he's with mark foley in rehab?

I need to know where he is, what he's up to, and why he isn't out there doing what he's payed way too much to do before I start coming up with wild, unfounded conspiracy theories, as I am wont to do.

This is just a little ridiculous, not seeing his charming mug at all for three 'straight' weeks now.

[central scrutinizer]

1. I'm loving the scandal

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[havocmom]

2. Hiding from Cheney. It's hunting season in many places

:evilgrin:

[Rex]

3. Why cry over a Repuke? Need your fix?

Sounds like you're going through withdraw there. How about a nice substitute like Ricky Sanatorium or a rocky road Denny Hastert? Or a new flavor perhaps? Joe Lieberman of the Screw You I Will Run party? Surely one of these will get you buy until Kenny reemerges a new, born again, heterosexual.

[napi21]

4. Naw, he was some talk show last night.

I'm trying to recall which one. Larry King maybe??? I watched that one, just because Ed Schultz was on. I think Mehlman was on too.

[Golden Raisin]

5. Nah. He's just bunking

over at Denny's for awhile. Coach is teaching him how to wrassle.