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Democrat 4 Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:23 PM
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Tweety has jumped the shark, hit the wall, shot his load, he is gone
Right now Tweety is speculating that the Yankees pitcher who flew that plane into the building was possibly upset about being traded, didn't make the playoffs, something or another. In other words is he suicidal?

Fortunately he had Keith Olbermann on the phone who basically said he didn't think so. That the pitcher was a good guy and Keith can't imagine he would care that much about a game to crash his plane. I have to give Keith props for not going postal on Tweety's ass during that exchange. How stupid is Tweety that he has to even ask such an asinine question?

Tweety is wants another 9/11, doesn't he?
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DemocratSinceBirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:24 PM
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1. A Couple Of People Here Suggested That
Thank God they don't have a television program.
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:29 PM
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8. The Yankees'...
game losses were Clinton's fault...
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BeatleBoot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:40 PM
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12. More Like Verlander's, Rogers' and Bonderman's Fault
Tee-Hee

:woohoo:



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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 05:29 PM
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19. The Clenis distracted the Yankee pitching staff.
They kept aiming for it, thinking it was the bat.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:24 PM
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2. the news reported there was a mayday call, Tweety is a fing idiot
for saying that. nothing like waiting for the facts to come out.
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:26 PM
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3. He probably hated America,
and was an Al-Quaeda sleeper planted many years ago to infiltrate "America's Game" so that one day when he received a special signal from Osama Bin Laden via a Ouija Board, he would die pointlessly and ineffectually, hurling himself against Manhattan, so that Americans would give up hope and allow Al-Quaeda to triumph.
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:26 PM
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4. That's incredibly irresponsible and tabloidish....
But I guess Tweety knows you can't libel the dead.
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:26 PM
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5. Olbermann saved the day by raising the tone
Tweety is an assholio.
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Supersedeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:27 PM
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6. doing his best to sensationalize -- John Mark Karr had dinner on a plane
what was it?
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Joe for Clark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:27 PM
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7. Jesus - there is something SERIOUSLY WRONG with Matthews
If it was suicide - wouldn't he have just aimed for the G-Damned river?

I knew there was a good reason I don't watch his show - you reminded me of it just now.

Thank you for that.

Joe
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Graybeard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:49 PM
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16. You are so right!
I turned this moron off long ago. A disgrace to the profession
of journalism. And by the way, Keith...company loyalty be
damned...you have tonight's "Worst Person In The
Wo-o-o-rld".
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:36 PM
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9. OT: Why do people fly their own small planes?
It seems like a really bad idea for inexperienced pilots to go tooling around a city like that.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:37 PM
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10. was Lidle married? Bloomberg said it was a man and a waoman on board.
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OrangeCountyDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:41 PM
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13. According To Yankees Website
Married With Children
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:45 PM
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14. nbc is saying the woman was his flight instructor.
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Democrat 4 Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:49 PM
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15. I haven't heard who was on the plane but Bloomberg said during
his new conference that a man and a woman were in an apartment when the plane hit and a piece of metal came flying into the room. Tweety then said that Bloomberg said there was a man and a woman on board the plane. It sounded - like the rest of Tweety's reporting - that he was completely and totally clueless.

There might have been a man and a woman on that plane but that isn't what Bloomberg said and Tweety reported. Dumb ass, stupid fuck, whore mongering Olbermann wannabe. Give it up Tweets - you will never be fit to lick Olbermann's feet.
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OrangeCountyDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 05:14 PM
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17. Hey Tweety!! How's The Reporting On The John Karr Story Going?
You MORONIC IMBECILE. It's disgusting you have a National TV show. It's an embarassment to our country.

HOW DO WE GET THESE BASTARDS OFF THE AIR, and end their 15 minutes of fame. TWEETY, your time is up. God almighty, there are MORONS in this country who actually like this SOB.
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OrangeCountyDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 04:37 PM
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11. What A Corporate WHORE
This is the God Damn BULLSHIT we have to put up with as citizens of this pathetic excuse for a country.

I'm sorry, but I'm DISGUSTED that an SOB like Tweety can have the stature he does, when he's got as much intelligence as a SLUG crawling across the floor.

Suicide? What a Fucking MORON. HOW IN THE FUCK DOES A GUY LIKE THIS GET TO WHERE HE IS TODAY? WHY DOES HE HAVE A TV SHOW?

What is wrong with this STUPID, MORONIC, IMBECILIC country?

Even if he was suicidal, EVEN IF.....a guy like Lidle has enough sense and I assume compassion, not to crash into an apartment building in Manhattan, and taking the lives of innocent civilians.

That said, to speculate that the guy SUICIDED himself because the Yankees lost a series, is INANE. Keith should have told him to SHUT THE FUCK UP, but I assume he's under pressure not to attack his fellow MSNBC reporters. And I use the term "reporter" loosely, as Tweety doesn't even qualify as one.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 05:21 PM
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18. Well, nobody knows anything, now do they? And that EgyptAIR pilot
Edited on Wed Oct-11-06 05:23 PM by WinkyDink
took hundreds with him.

But yes, it was most likely an accident.
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-11-06 05:33 PM
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20. How many sharks has Tweety got?
Edited on Wed Oct-11-06 05:34 PM by Crunchy Frog
Seems like he jumps one every couple of weeks.
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