Senator Sessions (R-AL) should be in the movies...

[kentuck]

He could play a "Boss Hogg" type of character. He could be the mayor of a small southern town. Some bikers could come thru his town with their barely-clad biker Mamas...He could get with the small congregation at his local church and decide what strategy he should take. They cannot allow those immoral people in "their" town. He drinks his RC Cola and eats his moon pies and those are his trademark. Then one of the biker Mamas puts a "move" on him. He succumbs to his weaker angels and tries to hide it from his congregation. Then he has to convince them that not "all" bikers are bad...etc..
:)

[quaoar]

1. You are mistaken

The person you see speaking on the floor of the Senate is actually a cartoon character. Alabama's real senator -- Howell Heflin -- is actually in a cryogenic state, waiting for the day when he is truly needed to bail out his beloved state.

That should be any day now. LOL

I live in Alabama and, yes, I am embarrassed to be represented by the likes of Jefferson Sessions.

[Bill McBlueState]

4. that explains a lot

I've been wondering whether Sessions is actually a cartoon.

[Kansas Wyatt]

2. We should just parachute him into Iran.

With his self admired wisdom and sensibility, he'll have those folks straightened out in no time at all.:pals:

:rofl:

[Horse with no Name]

3. I can think of movies he would have fit in

Mississippi Burning
Deliverance
Texas Chainsaw Massacre


Need I go on?:eyes:

[underpants]

5. He isn't already?

Sorry Sessions just reminds me of Laurel's character


Now to be fair

[Sydnie]

13. He does look a lot like Soupy

that is damn funny!

I think this looks like Sessions and acts like him too -

[Hubert Flottz]

6. I can stand to listen to Bush better than I can Sessions & Hatch.

And I turn Bush off the very second I see him. :puke:

[immoderate]

10. Hatch is the Great Orinator!

--IMM

[Sydnie]

7. time to break out some dip then!

[Jane Austin]

8. Senator Sessions (R-AL) should be in the movies...

As what, a leprechaun? An elf?

It's mind-boggling to me that Good Ol' Southern Boys voted for him.

[Deb]

9. He reminds me of a mean little Leprechaun

Hording money from people who really need it and never telling the truth.

[CBHagman]

12. Yeah, I always say he's an elf.

"It's an elf!" is the first thing I say when I see him on C-SPAN.

However, I associate elves with mischief, cunning, and charm. I suppose he's mischievous, but I don't get the sense there's charm there.

[immoderate]

11. RC Cola and a Moon Pie -- It's alright!

Next: Kentucky Slop Song.

I'm a fan. :)

--IMM