"Uh, Mr. President? North Korea just conducted a nucular test."

[wtmusic]

[DesEtoiles]

1. God damn it! I told ya thousand times - don't wake me up when I'm sleepin

[Erika]

2. unless the T ball court is ready to go

I do have my priorites.

[Rex]

3. I wonder how many of the Congress critters are awake now?

Not that it should interfere with denying poor people more money. Minimum wage is just good enough. Go back to bed.

[ginnyinWI]

4. "no they didn't..."

"Nuthin' happened unless I say it did. So go away--you've covered your ass."

[Kiouni]

5. Wake the DICK!

thats in cheney...he he

[Chipper Chat]

6. "A new queer test? And you woke me up just for that?"

"Tell them we dont care. We use Jerry Falwell's test."