A nuclear crisis is an amazing aphrodisiac.

[shadowknows69]

I'm drunk and this will probably get booted but I'm series. If you haven't yet tonight go do the deed with your SO right fucking now!!!. My wife and I just got back from an all day DJ gig oblivious to the news of the world, got home and booted up DU to find our human experiment ever closer to the edge. Well after cursing various politicians and cruel fate for 10 minutes I decided to seduce my wife as she went to bed and let me tell ya. Potential "end of the world sex" is some of the best we've had in a while. The Shadow fucking knows.

[Warren DeMontague]

1. I can't think of anything to add.

Kicked & Recommended.

:kick:

[Blackthorn]

2. You should be doing that every night damnit!!! And some mornings.

[shadowknows69]

4. Perhaps we do

I wish. In our youth. Spirit willing etc etc. B-)

[htuttle]

3. I was born nine months after the Cuban Missile Crisis....

...so I guess I can attest to that.

My wife and I will attempt to verify that via personal experience shortly....

:D

[lonestarnot]

5. End of the world sex!

:rofl:

[shadowknows69]

7. Hey, may not get this much warning when it really happens

gotta stock up for the nuclear winter. I laugh because otherwise I'll go mad.

[951-Riverside]

6. ....So why are you here?

Hmmm?

[habitual]

9. she's sleeping of course.... :) n/t

[shadowknows69]

10. She works at 6AM

We got home at 11. It was fast, brutal and awesome. Thanks for asking. B-)

[Rex]

8. All I gotta say is, welcome to the next level of Hell NK.

Funny how every country thinks Nukes will deter war, now they have to live in a new ring of Hell. Just look at America and Russia. Not so sure about Russia, all the nukes went where and are still logged and cataloged in the Confederation?

I try not to worry about Russias control of nukes. America is enough to worry about.

[shadowknows69]

11. Cool

Rex just put enough topical shit in this thread to keep it in GD. Because otherwise its really just about skroggin. Heh. :bounce:

[Rex]

16. LOL

It's like a big shit sandwich, go ahead and take a bite. Everyone wants to. Now NK has to smile and act like it tastes great! Nuclear weapons? Hot dam ya! Tastes like death! MMmmmm...

[cboy4]

12. Such an irresponsible post. End of the world sex? You're only

giving Mark Foley ideas once he gets out of "rehab."

What's wrong with you?

;)

[shadowknows69]

14. Ewwww

Did you have to taint the afterglow of this thread with mention of that animal.B-)

[fujiyama]

13. I don't think this is a new phenomenon

Wasn't there something after 9/11 called "terror sex" - people getting freaked out and having sex with the worry that the world was ending...

I don't recall if there was a rise in births soon after though.

But hey, I gotta say it's a good way to keep positive when shitty news occurs....

[shadowknows69]

15. I believe the wife and i probably did it then too

But I wasn't on DU yet to share it with my 95,000 friends. Aren't you lucky. :7

[katamaran]

17. Yeah, that crossed my mind as well

I almost want to call my ex (we broke up a month ago after 7 years - not my idea) and rachet up the whole "let's try to be best friends" thing.

[shadowknows69]

18. Shit, sorry about that Kat

You never know. There is a huge precedent for "ex-sex" as well.

[HeeBGBz]

19. Oh sure, rub it in

Like we all HAVE that option.

End of the world self-diddle does not have the same romantic appeal. One invisions a loathsome Aqualung figure whipping it in some radioactive flophouse. Or a toothless crone cackling in the vegetable department of a burning Walmart Supercenter.

Anyway, I'm glad it was good for you.

[shadowknows69]

20. Actually I would think

the tremors your hands would inevitably have due to your unbearable fear of armageddon would enhance any masturbatory exploration tenfold. I'm not a sex therapist nor do I play one on TV.

[HeeBGBz]

23. T'would make it enhanced patheticity

Waiting for Mr (whats) Left... like that crazed girl in the abandoned town in The Stand. Feral woman.
M. O. O. N. that spells desperate.

[shadowknows69]

24. I should read that again

but it will probably scare the shit out of me. Again.

[file83]

21. Talk about making Lemonade out of Lemons.......

S E XXX Y !!!

[shadowknows69]

22. MMMM whiskey sour type drink

more. pour more.

[Swamp Rat]

25. LOLOLOLOL!!!

"The Shadow fucking knows." :rofl: Now Mrs. Shadow knows too! :rofl:

[niyad]

26. so, your 95,000 nearest and dearest friends want to know when the

video will be available. after all, we all have to get something out of this, not just the ephemeral joys of written voyeurism.

[shadowknows69]

28. I highly doubt

there is one among the 95,000 that would actually enjoy that video and we don't want to know the one. Dig? B-)

[niyad]

30. siggghh,, you probably do have a point.

[shadowknows69]

32. I think she's beautiful

but I'm an ugly muther fucker. B-)

[HeeBGBz]

33. "Hold me in yer nukular arms, bayyybeeee"

Do it til you glow...

[lies and propaganda]

27. this thread is great.

advice well put. K & R!!!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

29. but what if I don't have an SO?

what if I'm ALL ALONE!?

(not that I don't usually enjoy that, btw)

[shadowknows69]

31. See post #20

but you didn't hear it from me.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

34. you're a sick man

you know that, right? :rofl: