LTTE: Pages should wear burqas as to avoid tempting weak willed

[helderheid]

pedophiles in office.

I'm working on it. :)

Here it is:


In response to Chris Cannon's opinion that the blame in the Foley case
lies with 'precocious kids' and their irresponsible parents, might I
suggest that the page system be overhauled with a new dress code. Burqas
are worn by women as to not tempt men, so why not have the pages wear
them too? After all, we can't have them tempting any weak willed
pedophiles working on Capitol Hill.

[dogday]

1. I see a photoshop in the future

of an American Burqa

[kenny blankenship]

3. ...and this, class, is an example of a "bad touch"

"...you should be safe however if you put your Foley Suit on correctly. Any questions?"

[marylanddem]

7. Laughin my ass off - thanks!!!

[helderheid]

8. ROFL!!

[leveymg]

9. Is that the new U.S. military issue burkha?

Bomb safe, grope safe. You won't feel a thing, young man.

Do they have these in sand and chocolate chip pattern?

[karlrschneider]

2. I'm not sure how well that kind of sarcasm will play in a LTTE...

...

[helderheid]

5. Not sure either but look at the OP - I edited with what I sent in

[marylanddem]

4. Good idea - I about barfed when I heard the talking point

about the page program having outlived its usefulness, a "flawed program," and all that
desperate bullshit - don't take no responsibility for nothin' - even pedophilia - is that
the Republican way?

[banana republican]

6. I feel a LTTE rising to address the problem.

[helderheid]

12. oh? :)

[mcg]

10. How about chastity belts for naughty congressmen?

If they become, er, uncomfortable, well, those naughty
old boys should be using some self-restraint anyway.

[helderheid]

11. Excellent suggestion!

[Nikki Stone 1]

16. Or something worse

:evilgrin:

[helderheid]

17. your evil! :D

:evilgrin:

[sandnsea]

13. That's perfect

Do you live in Chris Cannon's district?? We should compile a list of newspapers in his district and make sure this letter goes in all of them. I don't think Utah moms will be too impressed.

[helderheid]

14. speaking of Utah Moms, I sent this to my Utah Mom list!

[helderheid]

15. Anyone who likes this- I'm looking for 3 recommends.

[Hubert Flottz]

18. By the time the GOP trims your program down...

You'll be lucky to get a small Korean made mudflap over their asses! If it ain't something to make rich people even more money, the GOP won't go for it!

[helderheid]

19. bwahahah! What a freaky image!

[Hubert Flottz]

20. 'Court and Run' Republican

If Foley did nothing wrong, then why did he run away to the funny farm...no pun intended

[helderheid]

21. Run away! Run away!

[progressoid]

22. That's excellent! One can only hope a brave editor will actually print it

[helderheid]

23. The editorial staff is really good at the Trib :)

[bobbieinok]

24. history of Xnty (+ other religions?)

WOMEN must coverup, be secluded, etc, so that they will not tempt MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IOW, MEN have no self-control, self-discipline and therefore WOMEN must be controlled.

I HAVE NEVER EVER UNDERSTOOD THIS 'REASONING'.