Mitch the Moral Midget (Sung to Puff the Magic Dragon)

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Mitch the Moral Midget
Lived in Ken-tuck-ee
And frolicked with Lorillard
In frequent bribery.

Little Georgie Boo-ush
Loved that rascal Mitch
And brought him bills to rubber stamp -
His own private b**** Oh!

Mitch the Moral Midget
Lived in Ken-tuck-ee
And frolicked with Lorillard
In frequent bribery.

Together they would subvert
The "Constee-too-shee-yun"
Mitchie kept a lookout
For "Revo-loo-shee-yun"
Noble sheiks and OPEC
Would bribe when'ere they came
Mitch would use his "safe word"
When Shrubya cried, "Say my name!" Oh!

Mitch the Moral Midget
Lived in Ken-tuck-ee
And frolicked with Lorillard
In frequent bribery.

A lapdog serves forever
But no so Prez-ee-dents
Photo ops and rubber stamps
Give way to current events
One grey night it happened
Little Georgie came no more
And Mitch that Moral Midget
Was shown the Senate door.

His head was bent in disgrace
He'd sold his high office
Mitch no longer had the whip
To cow his membership
Without his erstwhile friend
Mitch could not be brave
So Mitch went to his jail cell
And George found a brand new slave. Oh!

Mitch the Moral Midget
Lived in Ken-tuck-ee
And frolicked with Lorillard
In frequent bribery.

Stay tuned for the Frist version:

Frist the Fake Miss Cleo
Grabbed his crystal balls
His tele-diagnosis
Shamed the Senate's halls.

; )