that rush limpballs just can't keep a wife or girlfriend, i wonder why?

[mopaul]

the much vaunted romance between rush and cnn's daryl kagan (?) is kaput. this man just can't seem to keep a gal around for too long, but i guess that much man in one suit is just too much to hold onto.

[leftchick]

1. just a guess but

impotence due to drug use? :shrug:

[juliana24]

4. Thats exactly what I was thinking too!! Maybe Limpballs should..

......be on Viagra, instead of narcotics of Hillbilly Heroin.

What a loser!!!

[Warpy]

12. Not in the age of Viagra

Just a guess here, but I'd suspect a loud, fat, selfish boor who spends a lot of his on air time hating women will always have a little trouble keeping a woman around unless she's a total doormat or under contract, which brings me to the real point: he aint really into girls, yanno. He's got a colorful past under the pseudonym Jeff Christie, and one of his college flings, Eliot Sanders, is also on record about his history.

I'm sure being his beard has been financially rewarding for all but the first wife.

[zbdent]

28. Naw, she's just not the right type for

"Jeff Christie" . . .

[clydefrand]

2. What woman in her right mind wants to listen to that big mouth

all day? His money sounds pretty good, but only a deaf woman could tolerate him for long. No offense to the deaf intended.
:sarcasm:

[JI7]

3. a better question is why does he get any woman in the first place

i bet he pays them to be with him. and they leave anytime he doesn't give them a raise.

[Tesla]

5. BINGO! you said it!!

"he doesn't give them a raise."

[juliana24]

7. LOL!! Nice pun!

[Drifter]

6. When you are in a relationship for ...

money. You will earn every penny.

My guess is that the cash is attractive, but once that wears off you have ... well Rush Limbaugh.

Cheers
Drifter

[izzybeans]

8. As bill Hicks once said. "Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you

of one of those guys that likes to lay in a tub and have other men pee on him...Reagan Pee in my mouth!...Rush limbaugh is a Scat Muncher, he munches Scat" (slightly edited)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

30. A hilarious and disgusting gem from Bill Hicks.

Truly one of the great comedians, IMHO.

[izzybeans]

36. Very disgusting. But I laugh at it every time.

It's a nice metaphor for rightwing movements in this country. The entire bit is much more over the top than the little bit I put here.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

38. It's from his final album, sadly.

The whole Barbara Bush angle he throws in there is scarily funny.

[izzybeans]

40. Good album.

I played it for my Limbaugh loving relative. He didn't get the joke, but laughed hysterically anyway, because it is also works as a big purple-veined dick joke for the simpletons.

[Gman]

9. How about the guy's just an asshole

and a woman ends up totally disgusted with him.

[Swamp Rat]

10. He might have to go back to dating four-legged creatures.

Or maybe invertebrates. :puke:

[KharmaTrain]

11. Sorry Not Enough Alcohol In The World...

...to wake up in the morning with that pantload lying ontop of you to make that bad dream go away. :rofl:

Well, now Kagan's fully vested into ditto-land...now when she eventually gets the boot from CNN (it's been rumored for months), she'll now go to Faux with her old flame, Billy Hemmer, or become the next Laura Ingraham and fetid the radio.

[FreedomAngel82]

13. Didn't she give career purposes?

Sounds like his meaness is holding her back.

[rooboy]

14. That's a secret known only to Rush and Jeff Christie...

[Ikonoklast]

41. So many people don't know

AKA "Jeff Christie" and his criminal record for solicitation.

I always wondered what holding that big cigar was all about.




So sad, another family destroyed by drug abuse.

[Jose Diablo]

15. He probably is not well endowed

I'd say he has a problem with 'limpness', thats why he over compensates by speaking like a tough guy, a common problem with Republicans I might add.

Starts by not being able to form a trusting relationship with their mother, due to some truama. As they grow, this lack of being able to trust forms a core personality of a Republican. Generally fixed by age 10-11. I should stress that not all Republicans are like this, but many are.

After they are removed from power, they should be cared for and protected. They are damaged and need protection, from themselves. I doubt they can be reformed into a 'normal' human. They damage is that deep.

It's a pity actually. Yes, we should pity Rush, the poor man. However, even as we pity him, he should not be allowed to have a bullhorn to spread his illness to others that may be prone to become more ill by what they hear.

It's the right thing to do, place him in a well insulated environment away from those that would harm him by letting him think he is normal and fully capable of existing unprotected. Thats why he turned to drugs, he knows there is a problem and tries to escape.

Not having a working wang, can do serious damage to the male ego. That's why the name 'peckerhead' is so apt to some people. They compensate with their head for a less than functioning pecker. Thus 'peckerhead' describes them perfectly.

[Binka]

16. Not having a working wang, can do serious damage to the male ego

ROFLMAO! I am making this a bumper sticker for every repuke male I know.

[Jose Diablo]

19. Maybe we should all write Rush and suggest

he try Viagra to solve his problems. It's the right thing to do. He needs our help and understanding of what he's going through.

[Binka]

26. The Help Rush Hang On to His Beard Campaign

Personally I think it is a question of Rush's beards getting "itchy" if you catch my drift.......

[Jose Diablo]

29. Yes, I catch your drift

But you know, if a man shampoos and conditions his beard, has it grow thick and trims it so it resembles fur, like mink, I've been told the tactile sensation is similar to a hand in a fur glove or like velvet gently caressing the most sensitives areas.

I doubt if Rush knows this though. Maybe someone could give him a clue in that area of knowledge.

[Binka]

31. Wow Send Him This Post

I got all tingly just reading it...:blush::evilgrin:

[shaniqua6392]

17. It could be this....

He has said that the reason women work is because of feminism. Huh? I thought I had to work to put food on the table for my family and to buy gas for the car at $2.39 a gallon.

He has said that he has a clear idea of what "a real woman" is like and that is one who knows her place with a man. The other day he said he was going to come up with a list of famous women who fall into that category. Ann Coulter's name was mentioned.

Or it could be that he has a very teeeeenie weeeeenie? Take your pick.

[PatGund]

20. Hey, maybe he could get involved with Coulter!

After all, Rush is supposed to be attracted to guys. "Ann" Coulter would be perfect for him.

[shaniqua6392]

21. Man Coulter

and Rush Limpballs. A match made in HELL.

[Perky]

43. Thanks ever so much....now I will have that image coarsingthrough my brain

all day long...ewwww

[Mutley]

18. Maybe because he's an asshole.

;)

[Ganja Ninja]

22. She got tired of making his oxycontin runs.

I'll bet he's a bear to live with if he doesn't get his fix.

[Mutley]

42. I'll bet he's a bear to live with even when he DOES get his fix.

:D

[area51]

23. Rusty Limpdick is such a POS,

that the only date he's able to get is his hand. :evilgrin:

[mopaul]

24. gosh i hope he doesn't read DU, i didn't mean to call him a sissy

[Jose Diablo]

27. No, that's OK Mopaul

It's better if he faces his problems. All he does by trying to hide is just make his problems, other peoples problems.

Actually, his problem isn't really a problem once he faces it, and begins a new life recognizing how he swings. It's only a problem if he tries to lead a life not recognizing how he is and what he needs to be fullfilled.

How many marriages end-up on the rocks because some guy tried to be someone he is not? How many women have had their feelings hurt by men trying to be what they are not. Thats the real problem. It's better to accept and then be happy by forming new friendships with others of the same stripe. There is nothing evil or wrong, it is just different. It's not evil to be different, it is evil to lie though, and mislead others by pretending.

Strange, how individual problems can flow over into the political arena.

I don't think you did wrong by suggesting Rush's core problem. You are just openning the dialog that may result in a better life for him, and in this way a better world once he see's what really is his problem.

[tanyev]

35. You might make him cry.

You know how sensitive those tough Republicans are. :cry::cry:

[Skittles]

25. whoring for bush and drugs are his big loves

doesn't leave much room for anything - or anyone - else

[ComerPerro]

32. He probably screams his own name during sex

or Bush's name

[Perky]

44. Actually I would think it would be Kagan saying that

Rush Rush....Oh God please hurry up and finish...Rush rush

[zulchzulu]

33. With an ego the size of a large room and a poke the size of a toothpick...

..you can see why he's always getting divorced.

[flpoljunkie]

34. L. Grove article unclear on breakup. Kagan says, "This is news to her."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/384246p-326149c.html

Limbaugh's in no rush
to wed CNN anchor

Are Rush Limbaugh and Daryn Kagan on the rocks? It was almost two years ago that Lowdown exclusively revealed the surprising romance between the right-wing talk-radio star and the publicly apolitical CNN anchor.

That was when the two showed up together at a small private dinner at Patsy's for Vice President Cheney during the Republican Convention. The rest of the media jumped on the story, and there was even speculation that Limbaugh, who was separated from third wife Marta, would be getting married to Kagan once his divorce came through.

But Kagan's colleagues at CNN have been buzzing about the absence of an engagement ring, and now I hear that the high-profile pair is going through a rough patch. "Politically, they were not a good fit," reports a Lowdown spy. "She broke it off. She is heartbroken. He is playing golf."

"This is news to her," claimed a friend of the couple. "They love each other very much and have no plans to break up."

A confidant of Limbaugh, who's at the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic in Palm Desert, Calif., had no comment.

Ditto Kagan.

[mopaul]

37. 'not a good fit', 'she broke it off'...haaa ha hee hee

[Binka]

39. I Love It When You Talk Dirty!

My panties are in a Frist but in a good way.