So Foley will enter Rehab?

[Catherine Vincent]

He claims he has a drinking problem?

edited to add: "I strongly believe I am an alcholic. On Saturday, I made arrangements to enter a renowned in-patient facility."

Btw, I'm getting this from drudge who got the info from a Palm Beach tv station.

[uppityperson]

1. maybe he'll ask to meet with children's advocates too

:shrug: Hey, it may have worked for mel, right?

[npincus]

2. no, it's a thinking problem:

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Mark_Foley_instant_message_chats_with_Congressional_page


Maf54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing

(8:04:04 PM): normal clothes

(8:04:09 PM): tshirt and shorts

Maf54 (8:04:17 PM): um so a big buldge

(8:04:35 PM): ya

Maf54 (8:04:45 PM): um

Maf54 (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you

(8:05:08 PM): haha

Maf54 (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake

Maf54 (8:06:13 PM): grab

(8:06:53 PM): not tonight...dont get to excited

Maf54 (8:07:12 PM): well your hard

(8:07:45 PM): that is true

Maf54 (8:08:03 PM): and a little horny

(8:08:11 PM): and also tru

Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me

(8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that

Maf54 (8:08:47 PM): tell me again

(8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2

Maf54 (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Maf54 (8:09:08 PM): beautiful

(8:09:38 PM): lol

Maf54 (8:09:44 PM): thats a great size

(8:10:00 PM): thank you

Maf54 (8:10:22 PM): still stiff

(8:10:28 PM): ya

Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out

(8:10:54 PM): brb...my mom is yelling

Maf54 (8:11:06 PM): ok

[Catherine Vincent]

3. Good lord! Foley must really like young dicks.

[npincus]

6. and he's a bad speller!

THAT'S unforgiveable!

[kestrel91316]

4. "And after 6 weeks I'll come out and voila! I promise I will

never ever try to boink underage boys again. So can I have my job back?"

[Erika]

10. The booze made me write that filth

It really wasn't me. Republicans are so pathetic.

[CoffeeCat]

5. Oh, I see...

...the margaritas made him prey on teenage boys.

Yeah...buddy.

He's not going to be able to pull out the Mel Gibson playbook, on this one.

If that's what this bastard is doing--then he's so full of shit--it's not even funny.

Many, many people have addictions. Addictions do not make you instant message teenage boys
and foist sexually charged language onto them.

What a total schmuck.

If Foley wants to feign the old "I'm getting help for my problem!" shtick--he AT LEAST
needs to check himself into the correct rehab center. There are plenty of programs that
help sexual predators---specifically grown men who prey on teenage boys.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

7. I recall the Denis Leary bit from "No Cure For Cancer"

6 months from now he'll be on the cover of People saying "SORRY! I FUCKED UP!"

[babylonsister]

8. This is the first I've heard of this. I shouldn't be surprised. And it's

the most likely scenario tomorrow so no one can touch him.
So, he doesn't get on line until he's loaded?
Funny, up until this minute, I never heard of any drinking problem. :tinfoilhat:

PS Fuck Drudge. :evilgrin:

[Erika]

9. Nor was there any note of him having a drinking problem

Innovative thinking on him avoiding criminal actions.

[shain from kane]

11. Same rehab as Limpballs? Was he in the plane, also? Little boys

being molested by drug addicted Republicans? It's starting to make sense.

[seriousstan]

12. He may be an alcoholic but it is the love of teenage boys that is his

problem. He is a pederast.

[Webster Green]

13. These assholes NEVER take responsibility for anything..

Didn't that Ney dude from Ohio blame alcohol for his misfortunes only last week?

Damn, I've had to face the music for a few alcohol fueled, idiotic mis-adventures. I never thought to blame the fucking booze rather than my own stupidity.