Bill Maher encourages us to convert to Islam to appease the terrorists

[Ian_rd]

MUST watch! MUST!

Video at One Good Move

"Now I now what your thinking: Bill, if we convert to Islam doesn't that mean the terrorists have won? Well sort of but it's a win-win because they get to declare victory and we get to take hair gel on the plane!"

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We'd be Muslims in name only instead of what Americans are now - Christians in name only. I mean look around. We don't care for the poor or defer to the meek, or avoid judging people. It's not like we're that committed to Christianity. In fact the other day I heard a nun say, 'Sure I love Jesus, but I'm not married to him!'

Now I know my plan will meet some resistance but it shouldn't come from the Right, because converting to Islam will just give conservative Christians more of everything they love: 'Pray five times a day? Where do I sign up? You mean we can stone homosexuals instead of just bitching about them on talk radio? Thank you, Jesus! I mean Allah.'"

[NYCGirl]

1. Funny, funny bit. NT

[Totally Committed]

2. Yeah... but he won't be the one wearing the burkha!

Besides.... you just know if that happened, Halliburton would get the burkha contract, and Bush/Cheney would find a way to get rich off it... soon, to shore up profits, the Constitution would be amended to make sure ALL WOMEN had to wear burkas. ABC would be having a special on called "Road to the Burkha" claiming that not only did the Founding Fathers think all women should be covered head-to-toe, but if they had, Bill CLinton wouldn't have been tempted by Ms. Lewinsky... a/k/a "It's all Bill's fault."

Thanks, but no thanks, Bill!

TC

[Flubadubya]

3. That man is serously funny...

:rofl:

Oh, and the burka thing... wasn't that also a joke? :shrug:

[noonwitch]

9. He said american women would still find a way to put "juicy" on their ass

I thought it was funny.

[AZBlue]

11. Unfortunately, he's right.

eom

[varun]

4. Did you catch Darell Issa (R) on Bill Maher

He was on that show. He was trying to distance himself from * and Iraq as far as possible.

[SoFlaJet]

5. Is anybody else

starting to tire of Maher?Trying to play to both sides isn't working for me anymore...Hitchens and Issa-give me a break I'm sorry,but I couldn't even finish watching last week's show

[OwnedByFerrets]

6. He still has moments of

brilliance, but they are getting fewer and fewer. I used to be an avid viewer but now its a "if its on, I'll watch it" moment.

[Egnever]

12. Yup I'm with you

I cant stomach him half the time anymore.

[Selatius]

7. I like how he bathes certain truths in the gravy of sarcasm. n/t

[warrens]

8. I dunno, Wait til the repukes hear about not charging interest

Technically, that means no stock either. But maybe if we don't bring that part up...

[ComerPerro]

10. Keep that up, Mr. Karr, and you'll never get another teaching job