This just in . . . there is no SATAN (and OSAMA could be dead, too)

[kid a]

But they'd never tell us.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. Oh, yeah?

You've never met my ex-mother-in-law.

There's a Satan.

[NorCalDem]

2. Hahaha, hilarious

Good one OLL!

[Dr.Phool]

3. And I never met my mother-in-law

Because she's dead!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

5. Mine's currently on life support

in Hell.

Well, San Diego.

My ex, when I asked about her, said "She's blind, deaf, can't talk, just seems to keep breathing."

I said, "Hey, that sounds exactly like how she was at every Thanksgiving dinner!"

He hung up on me. No sense of humor. None. Zip. Nada.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. If there's no Satan, how do you account for Dick Cheney?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

6. Cheney's the thing

Satan uses to scare Mrs. Satan.