Armor of God PJs for kids?

[Hamlette]

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/

As was stated at http://time.blogs.com/daily_dish/

Wouldn't Batman PJs have a similar impact, without the Christianist* "please beat me up" overtones?

[Whoa_Nelly]

1. ROFLMAO! PJs for the God O'War!

:woohoo: :rofl:

[meegbear]

2. Those are both lame AND creepy ...

Other than Todd and Rod, I can't think of any kid who'd actually want to sleep in those.

[mikeytherat]

6. And why is that kid holding hands with his sister?

mikey_the_rat

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

22. Because they're off to bed.

Genesis 20:11 - 12

[bluerum]

8. god is a marketing genius!!

<quote>
At that moment God gave me the idea how wonderful it would be if all the children could have the opportunity to put on a pair of pajamas that symbolized the armor of God,,,,,,
</quote>

They need to airlift massive quantities of these to Lebanon, Iraq and Israel.

[Fierce]

14. Hee! Oh! I love the part...

where it says "As they dress in the mornings, they should replace them with the spiritual Armor of God to protect them in their daily activities."

Because yeah, if you wore those to school? Your ass would be kicked. Good thing they TOLD you to take your jammies off and get dressed in the morning.

[unpossibles]

18. lame?

or lamé?


lol. do they have them in adult sizes?

[SPKrazy]

3. Okay, Those Are A Little Scary

having "Christianist" (as you call them) pj's may not be a big deal as an idea, I mean one can have whatever kind of pj's they want

these are bizarre looking ones, "put on the armor of the lord" they look like retarded knight's pj's

[Sherman A1]

4. Just something for that

Little Crusader, careful not to sleep with your sword kiddies......

[mikeytherat]

5. I love the fluffy, pillowy shield!

Right up there with the Star Wars rebels trying to protect themselves from Stormtrooper fire with polyester vests!

Jeez, even the cheap Crusader Warrior Outfit I got (I just wanted the "Brunhilda" horned hat, but had to but the whole thing) had a plastic shield.

mikey_the_rat

[tridim]

7. That first wet dream is going to be interesting

"Billy, what's this protein stain on your jammies?"

"Uhhhh.. I don't know mom. Satan drool?"

"I'm calling an exorcist."

[JitterbugPerfume]

9. those poor children!

can you imagine what they will grow up to be?

[jobycom]

12. Maybe like me

I got into stuff like that as a kid. Read my Bible every night, prayed, went to Sunday school, was president of my regional youth group, was convinced that I was so evil that a demon would possess me at any moment, memorized Bible verses that my preacher didn't even know, shopped at Christian book stores... I'm not even a believer anymore.

I've come to the conclusion that religion doesn't make anyone one thing or another. People are whatever way they are, and religion just gets used to justify it. Some of these kids will grow up nuttie, some normal, some inspiring. It won't be because of their PJs, in any case. Just MHO.

[JitterbugPerfume]

17. I was raised in a fundy household too

There are four sisters, two of us "got over it " and two didn't

[tridim]

15. My guess..

They'll be serious drug addicts or alcoholics by senior year of high school.

I've seen it happen many times. The worst drug addicts I've known have come from deeply religious families.

[htuttle]

10. I think they're just jealous of the Mormon's magic underwear

[derby378]

11. Well, at least the girls get shields, too...

If you're gonna get all Left Behind on your kids, you might as well be Title IX about it...

[Double T]

13. Does 'Armor of God' offer a toy chariot to harness-up to the family dog???

bushco fundie insanity is spreading across the land......

[TlalocW]

16. I saw this earlier today

Do kids even wear pajamas anymore? I remember wearing feety pajamas up until I was 4 and then just underwear and a t-shirt after that.

TlalocW

[crim son]

19. I'm only mildly ashamed to say that those things

would put my six-year-old son into hysterics. He has picked up on the family agnosticism and regularly tells us all solemnly, "I love Jesus. Jesus is my life," and then bursts into crazy laughter. We don't encourage this BTW. But we'd never hear the end of it if he had to go "seepytime" in the armor of god.

[OregonDem]

20. They also make Christian clothing for adults to wear at nightime

[damntexdem]

23. No. 20 -- all the way down before mine:

I was wondering whether anyone else would note the similarity to KKK outfits.

[damntexdem]

21. They look to me like they were inspired by the KKK.

Armor of God: are they made out of kevlar?