http://www.marco.org/194A new study recently released Wednesday by the Association for Republican Scientific Endeavors (ARSE) has concluded that the Internet is also not a minivan. This adds to the growing list of things the Internet is known not to be.
"This area of research is really exploding," said Earl Focht, ARSE leader. "The internet's not a truck, not an SUV. A study due out in a couple weeks is investigating whether the internet is an SUV." This series of studies has raised serious doubts about whether the internet is even road-worthy. If not, it may be unsafe for it to travel on the information superhighway. "My suspicion," Focht added, "is that the Internet is a tandem bicycle."