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To: Susan R. Re: UBL "PSA" 01/06; initial draft
(Sue: I think the boss will find that I not only hit all the TP's here, but I've leveraged the product placement to benefit friendly media ops. LMK.)
"OBL": "Hello everyone. Welcome to the program. And...we've got a lot to talk about. I mean, we have a lot to discuss because of this wonderful news coming out of Washington D.C., where members of the Democrat Party are speaking with words to comfort and appease the jihadists and mujahadeen and holy martyrs and suiciders! Praise be to Allah for the senators from Massachusetts, and Nevada, and California! Also, to my old friend Jack M.: love ya, bro.
Now for a quick word about sponsors: 1-800-BOUQUETS sucks! Take it from me, Osama, I wanted to get a bouquet to my second cousin Fatima's daughter's graduation party, and it arrived too early and the fresh virginal flush was gone from the blossoms! I say that, God willing, fire should rain down on those who dial the unholy number, or make use of the internet and click the small microphone in the upper corner to enter the name of their favorite infidel radio personality!
Now, back to today's amazing developments, where the Democrat Party (long may they live) have continued to comfort us by calling the president Bush a liar, and poor of planning, and thus given much encouragement to the dark-haired warriors of Islam. In addition, they succeed in strangling open debate in their society by clogging it with vile words like "plantation" and "chocolate city". You, the faithful, know what I'm talking about.
So we gotta take a break, but when we come back we will be talking (God willing) with Chuck E. Schumer (and we all know that the E stands for "Encouraging the ones who despise our freedoms"), and we'll have an exclusive interview with an instrument of God's will to crush the infidels, and she herself is an infidel. Stay tuned for that interview with an ACLU representative and a whole lot more, here on the Osama bin Laden show."
(Sue: I know this is a bold move to promote my OBL radio show treatment; if I need to dial it back a bit before it sees K's eyes, please LMK.)
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