Bush Arrested Outside of Camp Casey

[kpete]

Bush Arrested Outside of Camp Casey
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In the early dawn hours, those entrenched at Camp Casey were apparently exposed to a nude President Bush as he flashed by on his bicycle followed buy a clothed security detail. Ordinarily, the White House stated, the security detail might have been "au natural" as well, in support of the president, but past experience has shown that they need clothing to conceal their automatic weaponry and other security equipment, as well as guard against chaffing.

The White House claimed that the appearance at Camp Casey was unintentional, as the president apparently took a wrong turn off of his 1,600 acre ranch.

"Riding helps clear my head, helps me deal with the stresses of the job," Bush had told accompanying reporters on a clothed ride earlier the previous day. "What I wouldn't give to be sixteen again!", he yelled at one point.

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A witness at Camp Casey, who insisted on anonymity, stated that the incident went beyond a brief "flash" by the president. "Oh, no... he actually pulled over and got off the bike... right over by the cross exhibit," stated the witness. "And then he... well... desecrated them. I always figured that with his foreign policies and whatnot that he would be more... you know... endowed."

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more at:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/8/7/74639/14138

[BooScout]

1. MY EYES ! MY EYES !

Oh the pain.:puke:

[OhioChick]

2. LOL...........

You should put "warning: graphic images" in the title! :rofl:

[mogster]

3. That's a beautiful picture! n/t