My BULLSHIT METER is on high, how 'bout yours?

[Atman]

(an oldie-but-goodie I dragged out of the vault, just like chimpy is doing).

[Beelzebud]

1. Agreed. When the going gets tough, get out Osama.

[merbex]

3. If he is alive he is the safest man on the planet

B* and Cheney NEED him to prop up their neo con regime

[Beelzebud]

4. Those who live for the sake of comatting an enemy;

Has an interest in the enemy's staying alive. -Neitzche

[dogday]

11. Why can't we catch this guy?

he is on dialysis? Kind of hard to be dragging a dialysis machine through the mountains of Pakistan... With our capabilities and we can't find one giant Arab dressed all in white with a dialysis machine?

[patrice]

2. Yep.

[Lerkfish]

5. apparently, CNN agrees....

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/19/binladen.tape/index.html

Purported bin Laden tape: 'It's only a question of time'

CNN could not immediately confirm that the voice in the poor-quality audiotape was that of bin Laden.

[KharmaTrain]

6. And The Interupt a boooosh "speech"

That's what set off my bullshit meter. It was a bullshit piece of tripe about asshat's least favorite topic...the economy. You could see he was killing time and voila..."Terror Alert".

Now pardon me while I stock up on duct tape and prepare for the airplanes to fly into our houses.

:crazy:

:rofl:

[hippiechick]

7. WE ARE NOT SAFER

despite the wiretaps
despite 'Homeland Security'
despite the torture flights
despite GITMO
despite the bloodbath in Iraq

WE ARE NOT SAFER NOW THAN WE WERE ON 9/10/01.

So whatcha got to say for yourselves, punkass George and evil Dick? :nuke:

[HughBeaumont]

16. They'll re-frame it, create their own reality, and say -

THIS is why you still need us. Never MIND that it's PAINfully obvious that the only person's security he cares about is of his staff and the ultra-rich. Everyone else can die in shockwaves.

Osama Bin Goldstien is going to be milked from now until 2008.

[hippiechick]

18. ... then we turn that reality around on them ...

n/t

[Inland]

8. I'm on "Brown Alert." nt

[Inland]

9. dupe

[lpbk2713]

10. "Get the swifties on the phone."

"So they can swear it's true."

[AKPacker]

13. Hmmmm

Just in time for Shrubs State of the Union speech

[newyawker99]

25. Hi AKPacker!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[f-bush]

12. Absolutely

[ewagner]

14. The scandals were getting deep

so it's was time for a scare... and my response:

[carolinalady]

15. I checked mine:

It is out of control!

[DemInDistress]

17. is this the same bush/cheney who in 2002

wasnt very interested in Osama Bin Laden ??

[Atman]

19. Classic! Guest on CNN says CNN is the mouthpiece, not Usama!

Did anyone catch that just now? The guest on with Daryn "Smells Like Rush" Kagan was responding to a question about Usama being a mouthpiece for Al Qeada. The guy said that he thought that was all rather absurd, because where is the news coming from now? He said basically, "You people seem to think what he has to say is news, and devote all this coverage to it him whenever one of these tapes come out."

Was I dreaming? Brilliant! (And stay out of small airplanes).

[Javaman]

20. My BS meter is on high so much the batteries have worn out. n/t

[catmandu57]

21. Something big is going to drop

aA new scandal, or one getting deeper and stinkier. Maybe kkkarl is going to bite the dust, or the long promised photos and videos are about to hit the fan.Whenever these people want you to look north you better damn well look south, by the pricking of my thumbs, something evil this way comes.

[OneBlueSky]

22. wonder which BushCo flack wrote the copy for this one . . . n/t

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[DemoTex]

23. B/S Meter pegged off-scale!

[Nikki Stone 1]

24. The comic in the OP is PERFECT!

Recommended

[boise1]

26. Isn't it about time for a statement on this from Pickles? n/t