BUSH: Calls Himself A Texas Crackpot & Calls Sam Donaldson A Has-been

[kpete]

BUSH: And so I want to thank the former spinmeisters for joining me up here. Tell my people how to do it, will you? I mean, it's -- (laughter) -- but anyway, Laura and I wanted to come by and wish you all the best as you get to move headquarters for a while. Look forward to welcoming you back here in, I guess, six or seven months. Is that right?

QUESTION: Nine.

BUSH: Nine months?

QUESTION: (Off mike) -- Mr. President.

BUSH: That's what you get when you bring your crackpot up from Texas. (Laughter.)

QUESTION: No comment, sir.

BUSH: So, like suede chairs? Is that you're looking at, kind of velvet arm chairs?

QUESTION: (Off mike) -- chairs, yeah.

BUSH: Arm chairs. Everybody wants to be able to lean back.


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QUESTION: Should Mel Gibson be forgiven for claiming that the Jews start all the wars?

BUSH: Is that Sam Donaldson? (Laughter.) Forget it! You're a has-been. We don't have to answer has-beens' questions.

VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lat6D0-Ub8&eurl=

http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Video_Bush_jokes_hes_crackpot_Donaldson_0802.html

[spanone]

1. Dumber than a cowchip.

[OwnedByFerrets]

2. Doesn't he make you sooooo proud! n/t

[WillieDee]

3. You can always tell when he's been drinking.

His mean streak starts to show.

[guinivere]

4. Good grief!

At least * is finally admitting he's a crackpot. Just a hop, skip and a jump for him to say "Yep. I got the sense and brains of this here chair."

[jimshoes]

5. Was there a mental evaluation

in that physical yesterday? I do believe he's flipped.

[partylessinOhio]

6. Here's * pretending he couldn't hear the reporters at the back of the room

Watch out, Helen.



Greeting James Brady.

[Hand]

7. I hope Helen counted her fingers afterward...